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OK, what little temptation I felt to click through to the "good stuff" is now gone. Thank you. Really ... thank you!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I am a devout fan of the female form, but I cannot for the life of me get excited about thongs. All I can think of is "butt floss".

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Fartknocker's avatar

She also tweeted she was watching a movie called "Trumproast." If it anything involving Donald, his Kate Gosselin shiting-seagull haircut and him performing sexual proclivities, I'll just projectile vomit.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"Gal Who Interned For Hillary Clinton’s Office Is Now Doing Pornos" Many would consider this a promotion.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That's not Weiner's wife, right?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

They'll do one better and go after the whole Democrat Party.

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fuflans's avatar

it's good to see TMZ has a live news desk.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He'll sext porn stars, but possibly has enough sense to not contact the ones who possibly used to work with his wife. That'd just be awkward.

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