Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP
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Troubled oil giant BP, which just wants its life back, is having a "bad news year" and needs the kind of experienced press flak who's got plenty of experience lying for America's most evil people. This is, after all, America -- despite the Gulf of Mexico's mysterious "Mexican Name" that keeps Sarah Palin confused every night on Twitter ("Well if it's so Mexican then where's the Taco Bells?"). So, BP hired Dick Cheney's former press secretary, Anne "Anne Kolton" Womack-Kolton, as the disaster company's new spokeslady. Everything about this hire is perfect.
Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP
Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John…
Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP
Troubled oil giant BP, which just wants its life back, is having a "bad news year" and needs the kind of experienced press flak who's got plenty of experience lying for America's most evil people. This is, after all, America -- despite the Gulf of Mexico's mysterious "Mexican Name" that keeps Sarah Palin confused every night on Twitter ("Well if it's so Mexican then where's the Taco Bells?"). So, BP hired Dick Cheney's former press secretary, Anne "Anne Kolton" Womack-Kolton, as the disaster company's new spokeslady. Everything about this hire is perfect.