A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a wide margin, while cat owners of course lean towards known homosexual Barack Obama. Obama owns no pets because he hates domesticated beasts. But -- as the AP tells us -- John McCain owns a "veritable menagerie" of creatures. Sexy!
Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain
Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain
Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain
A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a wide margin, while cat owners of course lean towards known homosexual Barack Obama. Obama owns no pets because he hates domesticated beasts. But -- as the AP tells us -- John McCain owns a "veritable menagerie" of creatures. Sexy!