After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains -- it's so cool that we're not even allowed to tell anyone it exists! -- your Wonkette has confirmed that this is
Harpy Birthday, Mittens. Isn't it about time to start making fun of the other candidate's hair?
You're campaigning for president, for Pete's sake.
Harpy Birthday, Mittens. Isn't it about time to start making fun of the other candidate's hair?
You're campaigning for president, for Pete's sake.