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so Jane Wyman was a dyke?

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One fucking dime in extra payment, per shirt, dress, or pair of pants, would provide more than enough money to fix every freaking factory in Bangladesh, and give the workers a healthy raise to boot. Do we really give a hoot if a shirt is $19.89 or $19.99? No, we don't, but the fucking US distributors still try to squeeze every fraction of a cent they can out of third world workers and factories, as if we're all going to go to the Gap for our T-shirts if Wal-Mart can't undersell them by a penny.

It's blind, mindless capitalism, at its worst.

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Yes, but were you wearing a glass suit filled with flavored sugar water?

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I can definitely see it happening in Texas, where there's probably a garment sweatshop somewhere with 50 tons of ammonium nitrate in the basement, because zoning is for commies.

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It would be truly awful if the workers in its garment factories could unionize, but not the workers in its stores.

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Somewhat OT, but is Condi associated in any way with The Gap?

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By their deeds shall ye know them.

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They stub their toes a lot?

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Yeah, but try finding 32 x 36 jeans at Goodwill. It is nigh impossible to find a 36 length with a waist of less than 40 in most stores, so they are like the Holy Grail of thrift stores. Also: Size 13 shoes.

/First World Problems

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I feel sad for those people. I may cook simply, but dammit, I cook, not re-heat.

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Right. But to do that, I have to eat more, for which I need more money, which I can save by shopping at goodwill, for clothes they won't have...

I guess I <em>could</em> stop playing outside so damn much...

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My poor pups would be so confused...

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Do all these people complaining even realize that Bangladesh is a Muslin breeding ground?

Just think of all the drone bombings we saved money on. Cuz probably 60-80% of those killed were definitely terrorismers.

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I thought every day was no pants day. Maybe that's why everyone on the bus is looking at me funny...

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he gets hand-me-downs from Glenn Kessler

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Underpants are not actually considered pants, in this situation.

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