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Your hed gif and Minecraft star, from what I understand (never having played it), the axolotl, is a fascinating animal. Learn more here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/little-leucistic-axolotls

And today’s meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/09f98794-856c-4a34-ad89-bf41fa60a506?utm_source=share

eddi-SABH's avatar

Their name is so much fun to say. axolotl, axolotl, axolotl!

Ron Spangler's avatar

Video killed the Minecraft star.

Rob Roser's avatar

Axolotl haiku:

Hi, axolotl

You have creepy little legs

Just like elon musk

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Fun fact, sci-fi nerd edition. 🤓

Frank Herbert's Dune universe of books had a group of humans who are oddball masters of genetics and intrigue and shapeshifting: The Bene Tleilax.

They make animals, compounds, and people in *axlotl* tanks. I won't spoil it for you, coz oh godz below they [REDACTED] to their women🤮 (plus you gotta wait til the 4th or 5th in a series of 6 original to get that final reveal) 🧐

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Axolotl

can regrow its brain

which is a handy thing

for an Axolotl

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Can we distill that ability down to an injectable, for MAGA brain?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

My last "commemorative vacation t-shirt" (I get one every time we travel anywhere) features an axolotl. A bright purple one. May not actually reflect nature, but it's a brash design.

Menotsure's avatar

Axolotl? Now you're just toying with me.

It's far too early

To hit the bottle

So I'll take a pass

On axolotl.

Ron Spangler's avatar

It's never too early

To hit the bottle

Wait

What day is this?

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Last Halloween we had a number of children ring the bell for treats. As always, I open the door and look amazed at their costume creativity. I ask, "what are you?" and they generally all shout out at once in a cacophony. It is adorable. One little girl was in a pink outfit with wee legs and feathers on her back. Her description of her costume stood out among the rest.

"I am an axolotl!"

Made my night as I dug into the candy car.

Resource NW's avatar

Early hunters used axolotls to ... wut? atlatls? Oh. I had wondered how they threw those critters.

ConorFusbol's avatar

This is exactly the type of nerdy joke that keeps me coming back here

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Axolotls are real?

Fake news!

Tommy Mo's avatar

She turned me into an axolotl. I got better.

Rags's avatar

They're good at that

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I go back and forth and sideways between my spirit animal being a snow leopard, an axolotl, and a tardigrade.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

My students universally love these guys, excited to nerd out about it with them!

Kay Ducky's avatar

Rizzo and Frenchy are up to no good again.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee!"

Babe Paley's avatar

Once my in-laws’ toilet overflowed in the middle of the night—like the tank part—and we called it toilet lizard, but this translucent little lizard looking thing came out, washed out, and I swear it was one of these.

It makes no sense, but it looked the same and didn’t act like a lizard who had ever been in light and on land.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Does the axolotl ask a lotta questions? 😃😄😃

Tommy Mo's avatar

Axolotl not what your country can do for you…….

Pere Ubu's avatar

Axolotl!

Yay for axolotl!

Axolotl!

They're so freaking cute!

RogationDays's avatar

So you are coming to PITTSBURGH but not Philly…I’m a bit miffed.

Rob Roser's avatar

All your assets are belong to kushner.

Rob Roser's avatar

Gen X really sucks...except for me, of course.

Steven Baxley's avatar

11th birthday. I still remember a picture of you and baby her at a political event for Hillary like it was only a few years ago. Time goes so fast.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

“I’m an investor now,” Kushner replied. “I served in government, and I think my track record is pretty impeccable. Now I’m a private investor.”

Very certain your track record is completely and utterly peccable, "sir"! Good day!

I SAID GOOD DAY! 😏

Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee ☕ 🤓 💯❗

Fool's avatar

If Kushner starts divvying up Iran’s frozen assets, I wonder how much Israel will get? No reason for that to go wrong

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Speaking of garbage pail kids whenever I see RFKjr he always reminds me of what I would presume a grown up garbage pail kid would look like.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"According to a declaration filed in court Wednesday to stop the event, the UFC intends to have "each participant in the UFC event (i.e. fighters) enter the Lincoln Memorial chamber via elevator from a lower level, each accompanied by a child." Each fighter and accompanying child will be filmed walking through the chamber and descending the steps to the press conference area." Who the children will be or why they will be attending was not described. The White House did not immediately return request for comment.

The lawsuit says the event is a "deeply corrupt" money-making venture for the president. "Sponsorship packages," for example, cost up to $1.5 million per person, and financial disclosures show Trump personally invested as much as $50,000 in TKO, the company that owns the UFC, two weeks after the fight was announced." [HuffPost]

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

"i do think we chase off a lot of what’s supposed to be our big tent; I don’t know that Manchin, Sinema, and Fetterman would have been SO shitty if we weren’t chasing them into the bathroom and yelling at them all the time, because we really seem to get their backs up! "

Q: Why did we have to chase these people into the bathroom?

A: Because they refused to be honest in the hallway outside!

The dishonesty came first. Let's repeat that for all the self-loathing Democrats in the back:

The dishonesty came first.

The chasing into the restroom was an effort to get accountability from people who were given a share of political power by the combination of party and voters.

Q: When do such people have to account for themselves and their actions?

A: Every goddam day.

When they refuse to account for themselves, when they become coiners of weasel words, well, you chase them into the restroom to give them yet another chance to speak something like the truth for once. It's right there in the Constitution.

My focus is on words and ideas, not individuals. The quoted line above (and certainly *not* the person who wrote it) is the worst kind of codependent, maybe they wouldn't hit us if we were prettier, kind of useless written shit that doesn't help us understand this political phenomenon at all.

Sherry's avatar

Happiest of born days to Momma Donna and Donna Rose. My husband’s 60th is a week from tomorrow. Bring the “master planner” that I am, nothing has been planned. He HATES parties so it will most likely be us and maybe his friend and his wife song with his sister. I could make dinner for everyone as usual but he helps so that’s not much of a birthday present.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“I don’t know that Manchin, Sinema, and Fetterman would have been SO shitty if we weren’t chasing them into the bathroom and yelling at them all the time,”

I do.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://gizmodo.com/the-trump-phone-is-literally-a-gilded-cage-for-another-older-smartphone-2000770565

Hed: The Trump Phone Is Literally a Gilded Cage for a Two-Year-Old Smartphone

Subhed: Tell me if this reminds you of the 45th U.S. president in any way.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [gulps in deep breath] BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cincinnatus's avatar

On Fox News, Thursday, Trump ranted about a Wall Street Journal editorial that he claimed suggested the U.S. is not hitting Iran hard enough, Trump said: "We dropped $250 million of bombs on them last night." [HuffPost]