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Unfortunately Europe decided that the best way to solve their "which xtian is best" issue was by sending all the nut cases to the new lands across the pond. Australian got the prisoners, the Americas got the religious crazies. Aussies got the better end of that deal.

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Then we can objectively work out WHICH white christians need to die. We had these discussions in the 15th-17th Centuries and didn't quite resolve the issue.

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It should.

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He's a man of wealth and taste.

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Civility!Huh. If participating in a voodoo ritual is all it takes...I went to N'awlins in 2004, and did a few walking tours, one of which involved a visit to a voodoo queen's tomb (allegedly) and a voodoo temple. There was no ritual, per se, but we were allowed into the sanctuary(?) which was lined with alters to the various Loa. The alters were piled with offerings. The priestess came and spoke to us briefly. A very interesting experience. They also had a gift shop.

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And it is going to be difficult to find anyone willing to kiss them to wake them up.

It would be less like 'Sleeping Beauty' and more like 'The Walking Dead.'

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The White House *is* in derp sleep.

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Ba dum tish!

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In Soviet America, caucus goes in you.

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Try your waitress.

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aka Dunning-Kreuger Syndrome.

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Or rig an election and make themselves lose.

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Even for Gateway Pundit, this is some pretty crap writing, with Excessive Capitalized Letters all over the Place. The style resembles nothing so much as a not especially experienced college freshman trying to Sound Serious.Donald Trump??!! Is that you?

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Silly Jim Hoft (need I even mention that?), everyone knows that Zombies don't come from Voodoo black magics, but from mutated viruses concocted by evil secret Corporations called Umbrella.

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The Goat-weenie Pinhead?

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I was a bit more focused on the zombie bit. The animated dead that can't be stopped except by the NRAs favourite product. For some reason that has been picked up by the folks in the USA. It is almost like a metaphor for the anxiety they have always felt that outsiders might come and spread some sort of contagion (ie like a different religion, way of life or economic philosophy). And they need to be stopped by the NRAs favourite product. too! Hmmmmm.

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