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Grumpy Twat's avatar

So all Putin needs to do is to persuade Trump to install roundabouts everywhere and, Bingo!, America's road system will be instantly paralysed.

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CafeenMan2's avatar

With most bang for the buck in red states.

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☘️Uncle Mark’s Lucky Charms's avatar

OMG...Where is Carly Fiorina ?!! Why wasn't she invited to this party. You know how she is just obsessed over "baby-parts."

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In-Home Tooter's avatar

I fill sorry 4 all those PATRIOT'S leaving the city's. If Wile E. Coyote has taught me anything they defiantly won't be safe in the Southwest around all those cliff's and bolder's.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

I am on it! Not sure that I can match that level of artistry though.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Gullible, yes. But stupid? They'll get nothing but applause for talking about this.

This scene is playing out in VFW halls across the country. The TV blares a tinny song as a cartoon prostate dances across green grassy fields.

"Whelp, I reckon..."

(pauses to spit some chaw into a styrofoam cup)

"...I reckon those varmits better not come near this place. My buddies Smith & Wesson'll be here to meet 'em. By God."

Nods of aggreement all around. The commercial break is over, and Sean Hannity reappears to explain the coming civil war in detail.

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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Well, if I get to play with the rocket boots...

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Swampay's avatar

Oh no! You don't suppose those scary (black) antifa people got ahold of the super soldier technique they used to make Captain America do you?!?!? Horrors! A (black) Captain Not-America!?!? How will we ever survive!?!??!

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azeyote's avatar

wait a minute - we have been told and are still waiting for the black hoards to invade, kill, and rape all the whites - it seems rather unfair to let a mixed bag of antifas have all the action after such a long and much anticipated wait -

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

I thoat the black hoard story was a hoxe?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I heard Hillary Clinton sold the dilithium crystals to Russia.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

That's what I'm thinking... I'll just go and get a haircut, which is close enough to a beheading for me to be going on with, I think.

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Vericima's avatar

It seems at this point they believe their own bullshit though.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It would be nice if there was some way to confirm that he wiped his ass this morning.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Pedantic alert. Sturgeon's Law is "90% of everything is dreck".

I only bring this up, Dok, because I love the word dreck, and we really don't use it enough in everyday conversation.

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aureolamanita's avatar

You joke, but it is this kind of thing that kept us from putting any political paraphernalia on the cars for this past round of elections.

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