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It was real. Wish she had won but Fernandez is OK.

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Planked?

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Which means we get recreational weed next year.

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Are 2 of the 3 Hmong?

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The weatherman is a real Trumper horrorshow. So far up Trump's ass he can see his teeth.

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I imagine he did some pretty horrible things in the Boer War and he did lure the Lusitania into a U-boat trap.

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Nitrous Oxide would be nice.

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My horrible, thieving Ethiopian SIL could roll around in the stuff with no effect.

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Or from a 6 year old.

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Hmaybe?

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As long as it doesn’t break the laws of Thermodynamics

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Cholla, with its poisonous hooked spines that leave the tips buried in your flesh is one of the worst but they're SO pretty.

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fox news was pretty giddy about valerie plame losing, funny they didn't mention that she was the conservative democrat in the race, and the democrats of that district chose the socialist

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Even as a kid, I knew the Washington painting was 100% BS. Even Mark Spitz would think twice about standing up in a rowboat in winter

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I understand the jumping part. When I was a kid my horse would try to rub me against them without touching them herself.

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Had a coach who took me and another kid to a hill behind our junior high school to duke it out. I knocked him right into a big cholla that he had to be cut out of.

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