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So she can then say, "Guess who my dad is"

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The table maybe?

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Jabba the Gut has run out of lawyers willing to work for free. Also, no lawyer wants to work for a client that keeps making admissions against interest on national TV.

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Hermoine is the Spock to Harry’s Kirk.

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So, in moments when his own skills and experiences were insufficient to the challenge, Harry relied on his friends to help him win the day, yes? And that’s bad because… teamwork?

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McCornhole.That's all I got.

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That's just awful. My condolences. đŸ˜¢

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Big Ben Domenech loved hurting McCain by sitting on her.

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Who fucks The Federalist?

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i still can't get over the fact that she married that guy after he talked shit about her for so long. really cruel and shitty stuff!!

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It was either Ben or Lindsey Graham. Maverick was going to cut her out of the will if she didn't choose.

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Elsewhere in that reporting, a source says of the rest of the cast that "People have loved hurting [McCain] and being cruel to her the entire time she's been there." Is that also true? Who knows! We are reading the gossip pages right now.

I wonder who that source's father is

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Maybe she can join Five Morons on Five or be the designated outrage interpreter on Gutfield

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Wasn't there a Huntsman or a Romney or a Romney-Huntsman or a Huntsman-Romney or some representative of Utah's very deep gene pool on the show?

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In other concerns, when is Rudy going to sue Trump for fees so Trump can forcefully and with great strength and compassion, assert malpractice and cleverly waive privilege?

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Ron McBain, natch.

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