Now that it is illegal to be brown in Arizona, who knows how much longer we will be able to legally celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican Christmas. Seeing as how no one really likes Mexicans anymore, we can imagine that any celebrations today may be a bit awkward, but hey, the Mexican army did beat the French army after all, and their descendants do such a good job raising rich white babies nowadays that it would be a shame not to celebrate their great contributions to our culture: sombreros, margaritas, and Dos Equis beer. And if you're embarrassed to be celebrating this vilified group, take comfort in the fact that if you're celebrating in DC, you're probably not celebrating with anyone of actual Mexican descent anyway. Ole!
Gather Ye Papers, It's Cinco De Mayo
Gather Ye Papers, It's Cinco De Mayo
Gather Ye Papers, It's Cinco De Mayo
Now that it is illegal to be brown in Arizona, who knows how much longer we will be able to legally celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican Christmas. Seeing as how no one really likes Mexicans anymore, we can imagine that any celebrations today may be a bit awkward, but hey, the Mexican army did beat the French army after all, and their descendants do such a good job raising rich white babies nowadays that it would be a shame not to celebrate their great contributions to our culture: sombreros, margaritas, and Dos Equis beer. And if you're embarrassed to be celebrating this vilified group, take comfort in the fact that if you're celebrating in DC, you're probably not celebrating with anyone of actual Mexican descent anyway. Ole!