160 Comments

But what if we make America such a good place to live that they want to stay here?? And have children??? And want to marry our daughters???? Dogs and cats, living together!!! Mass hysteria!!!!

Expand full comment

Starve? Hell, we can just run down to the Burger King off 95 South. They're drive-thru's still working.

Expand full comment

Jesus was just talking about charity to Americans, I'm sure.

Expand full comment

They'll claim they were tricked into not getting the virus.

Expand full comment

Trying to slow it among undocumented folk caring for our children and for our sick friends and relatives? So wrong and un-American.

Expand full comment

[deleted - worng spot]

Expand full comment

The UK is flying in 150,000 workers from Eastern Europe because the three million unemployed Brits don't actually want the jobs that Eastern Europeans were doing before Brexit. Because they were low paid and hard work.

Expand full comment

"the usual rightwing idiots lost their shit over the outrageous waste of Our Tax Money"

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Expand full comment

It's actually really disgusting to see people rant and rave against it. We live in San Diego, so we have a special relationship with Mexico/Mexicans. And acquaintances WENT OFF today, saying if we thought this was okay then we should hand over our stimulus checks, that "real" Americans are going hungry because of this. It was just ugly.

Expand full comment

If you aren't on the right, you aren't people. Jesus applauds. /s

Expand full comment

What are they even saying about the disproportionate health outcomes for the VERY FUCKING PEOPLE THEY CAME ARE BEING EXPLOITED?

Expand full comment

I'm sure you're right. I mean, who remembers what even happened two weeks ago?

Expand full comment

Dang, dude can do that level of hair and costume without leaving the house? Boy got mad skillz, yo

Expand full comment

These sick fucks do not give a damn how many CHILDREN die as long as they are making $$$.

Expand full comment

First pass: delete, delete, delete...

Expand full comment