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I live in San Francisco and seconded. They say don't mess with Texas, but I think don't mess with California is just as apt.

I also think it's less a vendetta against our progressive ways per se, but that we won't vote for that rancid shitgibbon under any circumstances, so he's written off the whole state. We've also sued the admin >60 times at this point over everything from the border to environmental regs.

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I call dibs on a place in Humboldt County.

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They want us to die. They see us as useless eaters. Never mind that genius doesn’t discriminate. Never mind contributions to art and culture. They’re the only ones who matter, and they’re doing just fine.

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Very different areas. The Central Valley might as well be in Oklahoma or such like. These are the same nut jobs who want to secede from the sate.

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I probably would have cheated on her, too.

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All the wealthy are busy running for fkn president.

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"Safe Parking" - what an interesting concept! Here, in Las Vegas we are passing laws to hurt the homeless, when we could be doing cool things like this instead!

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They don;t care about the vets. They have served their purpose. Send them to Iraq and Afghanistan and get some oil and heroin. If they got hurt, what the fuck they should have known to duck

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The red states get the bulk of the SNAP money

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Id pull up my bootstraps but I don't got any boots

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I swear these assholes look at the worst aspects of Victorian London and think that's the pinnacle of human society that we should all strive to return to.

Despite the fact that A Christmas Carol has 72 million adaptations that play nonstop on every channel this time of year, they still manage to miss the point entirely. They truly do see first act Scrooge as the Way Things Oughta Be.

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Would that mean we can start throwing the "God uses bad men to accomplish good things" line around now?

...assuming we even want to...

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Got to kill the poors as fast as possible before his bright orange arse gets kicked down the stairs and out of the White House.

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This is why rents should be set by the government. There is no reason people can't be housed.

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The endgame is a sharp drop in population as the climate continues to change, sea levels rise and the amount of habitable land shrinks. With all the poor people dead the super-wealthy will be left with all the resources and all of the money.

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