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Richard S's avatar

Finally figured out what Pushaw reminded me of.

The robot taxi driver in "Total Recall"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=679i0AGxXFk

Dirty Work's avatar

I recall no happy trump family pics. Certainly no beloved animal nor smiling children. The best I can conjure is Ivanka sitting on daddy's lap with his shit eating grin.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Neighborhood gas station went up from $3.89 last Friday to $4.19 today. We're lucky that we don't generally have to stray too far, but it's time to start using those grocery store points at that one specific gas station 2 miles away again.

This helps marginally, as long as folks can afford The Grocery to begin with. Maybe some MAGAts will figure it out?

Nothing to see here, move along.

Sarah Ennals's avatar

I had some spare brainpower to use up on my way home from work, so I played “what kind of mindset would someone have to have, to make this argument in good faith?” I guess if you believed that every human action not forbidden is mandatory, and vice-versa…

Even then you’d still have to decide where the rule applies; because otherwise I am pushing a radical pro-pancake agenda by neither denouncing pancakes, nor trying to get cookbooks that include them taken off school library shelves and buttermilk declared a controlled substance—while pouring on (see what I did there?) the hypocrisy by preferring french toast for my own consumption.

SethTriggs's avatar

Who funds Pushaw? Whoever funds this panty-sniffing busybody is not taxed nearly enough.

Also this is more evidence of Murc's Law...a perfectly usual family is an issue somehow if Democratic. But if, say, Newsom were a single parent ooooohh that is a problem too. It even reminds me of the shit the Obama kids got (not to mention Chelsea Clinton). But the abusive families of the busybodies, the leaving the cancer-stricken wife on the deathbed, that is A-OK.

Really pays to have a captive rightwing media human centipede!

42tontom's avatar

Newt Gingrich’s ears just caught on fire!

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Now for the rest of him.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Hazel went to the vet for her annual and two shots and full labs to check her kidney values and borderline thyroid, and is NAU VRY GRUMPY. And she smells like alcohol swab so Avalon is hissy at her.

So glad I never had children.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

She also smells of fear, and vet offices. Run Away!

M-X's avatar

Putting drops in the pink-eye toddler is an experience. For days.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Looks like Christina Pushaw has long blonde hair, like many trans women. So what that tells me is that Christina KNOWS that trans women are the best; that's why she chose it when she could've chosen anything else.

Anyway, it looks like someone has locked Christina in a bank vault, which is good.

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

I’m not saying Robin late April Fools Us w the scary demon lady pix instead GoodLooking Gavin take us through the evening OT & overnight…. 😅

42tontom's avatar

Didn’t one of the republicans send holiday cards out with a family photo in which EVERYONE WAS HOLDING AN ASSAULT RIFLE?

But yeah, Gavin and his normal family.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Several. It was a trend several Christmases ago.

Oy!'s avatar

Rep. Thomas Massie did that (among a number of others). Sick.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

That would be Lauren Boebert. (Among others.)

And how many times has her oldest boy been arrested by now?

SethTriggs's avatar

That's right, Diarrhea Slider Barbie's family also has a longer rap sheet than Newsom's too!

Major Kong's avatar

At least that's Newsom's family. Recall Derrick Anderson Green Beret WARFIGHTER and bachelor. He was running for Virginia's 7th Congressional District and had an ad featuring a fake family.

ERISunveiled's avatar

When I run for President I will straight up say I don't give a fuck about "borders"

Anyone want to pitch me talking points to sell this position?

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

They've been out of business for 15 years

but it is essential that they be restored to their former bookstore glory.

For America.

ERISunveiled's avatar

Do you mean to reply to my post? If yes, I need you to expand on your thought a little bit

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

Borders are critically important every living organism… just a degree how porous what passes in & out

ERISunveiled's avatar

I mean comparing a national border to a biological organism is a cool metaphysical thought experiment, but I don't think it really applies. Change my mind tho

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

There are about 35 deer in the field behind our house. There are open spots in the snow, and wheat was planted there last year...I just hope they come nowhere near my fruit trees. We don't have a dog anymore since Jack died last fall...

John Thorstensen's avatar

Sorry about the dog.

But at least you don't have 30-50 feral hogs.

Russell Jones's avatar

>>30-50 feral hogs<<

Can we please leave the Tuberville family out of this?

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

Please SM him this 🤗😂… and that Huckabee creep tooo

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Feral hogs are very rare outside of the US congress.

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

Looools brilliant Hanmy… def 30-50 feral hogs Congress 😂💯

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I think the takeaway here is that people conservatives don’t like aren’t allowed to do ANYTHING.

Dirty Work's avatar

They are simply wrong .. or standing in the way,

Same same.

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

Different than them therefore terrifying.:. Like sushi at the pigglywiggly… they was using it bait their hooks the fishing hole… fish all got da piggly wiggly sushi worms

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Except for Bryon who gets to wear balloons and hotpants.

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies 😂's avatar

Bryon could def be using this to Rock His Real Self out podcast website etc like a George santos but I think maybe more legit not sure if I should even think those terms other than Authenticity Attracts

Random's avatar

Because conservatives are the most fucking miserable people in creation.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Why won't you conform to my fucking snowman, dammit...

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

You laugh now but when Trump gets his own FIFA pope he'll show you.

Nemo's avatar

The correct spelling of Christina Pushaw's last name is Pshaw. This is an old word used to express contempt for the utter nonsense some idiot is asserting. The statement "Pshaw!" is equivalent to "Bullshit!".

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Christine Poopshaw.

Poopshaw is also the name for a fart-powered rickshaw.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Pushaw and DeSantis are what you get if you walk around under the extremely hot Florida sun not wearing a hat of some sort to protect your brain from being fried. These people are beyond stupid. If their heads fell into a bowl of soup they would drown.