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beb's avatar

Banning abortion is not "defending life" because as we've seen in Texas, a lot of women are dying because they can't get help for miscarriages, ectopic pregnancies or other life-threatening complications from pregnancies gone wrong.

mzf's avatar

I'm certain that as I write this, some enterprising comedian/graphics geek is changing the faces in that video to those of tRump and JD. I wanna' see it.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Well, good for Newsom. But by itself, this doesn't amount to much. If he wants my vote in any primary, he'll have to come up with something more compelling than just willingness to drop f-bombs.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocoxyMuXg8

Gojira (Godzilla to you non-Japanophiles)...you know the clip, featuring the immaculate Ken Watanabe

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down

tehbaddr's avatar
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As a NYer also, too, I bet Kathy Hochul is thinking "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Prosecute god for all the miscarriges

Queen Méabh's avatar

I hadn't thought about it until just now, but AI could not only kill the screen actors guild, but it could also kill the porn industry.

YaJagoff's avatar

I don't think AI will kill the porn industry, what would they do with all those women and children being trafficked for porn?

Caepan's avatar

Make them run the bot farms?

eppe's avatar

Are there no workhouses?

eppe's avatar
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People's curiosity about the sex lives of others, whether real or fake, will always be around. in one way or another. AI would just enhance the fakeness.

Caepan's avatar

Since I have spent a good chunk of my adult-ish life in two of the most cussin'-prone industries there are - print shops and TV production - as well as having been in bands both on stage and front-of-house, I tend to swear like a fucking stevedore. But lately I have just been consolidating my constant swearing by just taking a breath and responding, "Shitfuckdamnhellass."

Snarfyguy's avatar

Sweariest job I ever had was at an offset printing shop.

I don't think I ever heard a sentence uttered by the guys on the line that didn't have a swear in it.

Caepan's avatar

The bindery is usually the most cussin'est place in a print shop. But it's everywhere. And because there's so much noise, the cussin' is usually really fucking loud.

eppe's avatar

Being ultimately responsible for Quality Control has had the same effect on me.

YaJagoff's avatar

"shit," "piss," "fuck," "cunt," "cocksucker," "motherfucker," and "tits."-G. Carlin

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

But c'mon ... "tits"? It's such a lovely word... ;-)

Caepan's avatar

The Heavy Seven.

Prometheus59650's avatar

I didn't have these two on the same side on my bingo card.

https://xcancel.com/FmrRepMTG/status/2019425909288366358

tehbaddr's avatar

GAH! The comments, I should know better!

YaJagoff's avatar

Gaetz is on team Marge on this as well.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Well, if that ain't a clear sign of the Apocalypse.

tehbaddr's avatar
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"shielding California drug dealers"!

Psst. Psst. Got Plan B, get your Plan B here!

Hey kid, you wanna try some Plan B?

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Michael collins aint done nothing

eppe's avatar

Meet me in the alley behind the 7-11.

Which one?

I forget.

Baconzgood's avatar

First taste is free.

tehbaddr's avatar

That's right! Don't come back without money next time!

chev_chelios's avatar

I second Gavin Newsom's comment.....to Louisiana's "backwater" AG....GFYS you ignorant muppet...the only ones killing babies and women are white, christian, racist people from states like yours....everyone of you needs to burn in hell (if there is such a place...turn up the heat)

Prometheus59650's avatar

Just saw a clip from a match for All Elite Wrestling.

Before the match started, the entire arena broke out in a chant of "Fuck ICE."

When these people have turned? The regime is not gonna be able to fix their ICE problem.

tehbaddr's avatar

Yeah, wrestling fans are usually mouth breathers. Figured they'd be all down with the ICE ethnic cleansing.

Snarfyguy's avatar

When the right has lost the wrestling fan demographic, it seems like cause for some self-analysis.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

That is the "white, non-college, male, 25-35" demographic. It's likely even worse than you might think.

Randy Bender's avatar

How about self-immolation instead.

Alternative Dog's avatar

This is good news for John McCain (and his daughter Bridget).

tehbaddr's avatar

Bridget? Is there another other than Megs?

Alternative Dog's avatar

Look her up and you'll understand why "Fuck ICE" is good news.

tehbaddr's avatar
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Oh! I had no idea, Meghs sucks up all the news and coverage I've seen.

tehbaddr's avatar
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How uncivil! The dangerous rhetoric of The Radical Left is what's destroying this country!

Lexicon Devil's avatar

How intemperate. This is how you lose a masterdebate.

RocktonSam's avatar

Now is not the time to have a conversation about dangerous rhetoric.

tehbaddr's avatar

Perhaps we should wait and let cooler heads prevail.

eppe's avatar

Or any rhetoric.

gallbladder's avatar

Time to turn down the temperature!

eppe's avatar

That's easy to do when you can't afford to pay the gas bill

Oy!'s avatar

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Speaking of 'lil Timmy Scott, he poked his head up to call Trump a racist asshole . . . kinda . . . over Trump's latest racist "joke" meme . . .

“Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it,” Republican Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, who is typically one of Trump’s allies, wrote on X.

But seriously Timmy, is it *really* the most racist thing? I guess you have not been paying attention to your Dear Leader's attacks on the brown people of America.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"“Praying it was fake..."

It sounds like Scott is trying to provide Trump with an out. No matter how unconvincing it would be, if Trump just says it was"fake," no other explanation necessary, Scott will go along with it to make himself feel better about working with racists.

Oy!'s avatar

"The White House deleted the post on Friday and blamed it on a staffer."

Uh huh.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Probably that kid who brings the coffee.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Same shit, different day.

Caepan's avatar

Could be anybody in that Nazi-infested shithole.

Schmannity's avatar

Not a good band name

Caepan's avatar

Even putting the puppet show on the marquee above their name doesn't make it better.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Since the topic is a swearing, there are some awesome sweary shirts and protest stuff at Gay Pride Apparel

https://gayprideapparel.com/collections/the-queer-protest

SkeptiKC's avatar

I need to go shopping...

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Trump, stiffing contractors? Is that not the most predictable thing since forever?

Schmannity's avatar

Prepare to be sued for $10 billion!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

To which I say "Bring it you little orange hate gibbon." I'd happily get sued by him. In fact, I'd parade naked in the streets to celebrate it.

Prometheus59650's avatar

And ICEees are all over their Reddit space just about done with not getting paid for over a month now.

Schmannity's avatar

Man, that's a bitch

gallbladder's avatar

“𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐩,”

Two words: slush fund.

Schmannity's avatar

"But first, I need you to do me a favor."

Snarfyguy's avatar

"YOU'VE REACHED YOUR FREE ARTICLE LIMIT"

Zero? Zero is the limit?

Okay then!

gallbladder's avatar

Just be glad the limit wasn't -1, else you'd owe 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 an article.