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Wookie Monster's avatar

Meanwhile, Florida republicans are begging migrant workers not to leave the state in response to Tiny D’s new anti-immigration law. Because they don’t want to have to pick their own oranges.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Why are people so hard on the coyote Puddin' Fingers? If you listen to his speech on this subject, what is there to object to?

Ah hello everyone. Achtung. My name is Rob, I mean Ron DeSantis and I'm the Governor of Florida. Ah thank you, thank you. I'm happy to see that all of you were affected by The Trump presidency like I was. Now, we all know why we're here, and I believe we all what needs to be done. Harris Faulner: We sure do. Governor DeSantis:But, I think it's best we don't talk out loud about it until we have most of them on the trains heading to the camps. Brian Kilmeade:Wha, what does that mean, sweetie? Steve Doocy: I'm not sure, but-uh. Folks, I just wanna interrupt for a second and say how remarkable it is that this little boy brought us all together. The Trump presidency is causing a revolution of fascism, and we owe Donald Trump and his little boy DeSantis our thanks. DeSantis: Thank you, thank you very much. Now, in order to do what we all know needs to be done, we are first going to need more support. I think we should all go out and take at least one other person to the Florida debarkation center so that they can be shipped to California. Sean Hannity: Oh, what a great idea! We each make it our responsibility to deport one more person! Laura IngramHeheh great! Yeah! Great idea.DeSantis:Yes, and then we can begin the cleansing, if you know what I mean. Brian Kilmeade:We sure do!

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