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Meanwhile, Florida republicans are begging migrant workers not to leave the state in response to Tiny D’s new anti-immigration law. Because they don’t want to have to pick their own oranges.

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Why are people so hard on the coyote Puddin' Fingers? If you listen to his speech on this subject, what is there to object to?

Ah hello everyone. Achtung. My name is Rob, I mean Ron DeSantis and I'm the Governor of Florida. Ah thank you, thank you. I'm happy to see that all of you were affected by The Trump presidency like I was. Now, we all know why we're here, and I believe we all what needs to be done. Harris Faulner: We sure do. Governor DeSantis:But, I think it's best we don't talk out loud about it until we have most of them on the trains heading to the camps. Brian Kilmeade:Wha, what does that mean, sweetie? Steve Doocy: I'm not sure, but-uh. Folks, I just wanna interrupt for a second and say how remarkable it is that this little boy brought us all together. The Trump presidency is causing a revolution of fascism, and we owe Donald Trump and his little boy DeSantis our thanks. DeSantis: Thank you, thank you very much. Now, in order to do what we all know needs to be done, we are first going to need more support. I think we should all go out and take at least one other person to the Florida debarkation center so that they can be shipped to California. Sean Hannity: Oh, what a great idea! We each make it our responsibility to deport one more person! Laura IngramHeheh great! Yeah! Great idea.DeSantis:Yes, and then we can begin the cleansing, if you know what I mean. Brian Kilmeade:We sure do!

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"This is about a group of people who didn’t make the choice to come to this region.”

And the choice of another group of people to send them there regardless of their choices.

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Gavin Newsom will probably be President one day. DeathSentence will never be President. Yes, I said it.

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I'm a big fan of Governor Gavin. Go for it, dude :)

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Here ya go, Ronnie https://www.google.com/sear...

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Go after the private contractor. Threaten to tie him up in court for years, and he'll suddenly remember all the CYA documentation he kept because he knew from the beginning that this was hinky as shit.

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♫ Come and listen to my story about a man named RobA crap governor, barely done his current job,And then one day he was addin' to his failin's,So he sent some thugs to Texas and snatched some Venezuelans.

Refugees that is, less'n human, dark-complected scum.

Well the first thing you know ol Rob's in some trouble,His Schutzstaffel said "Hey, get in that media bubble"Said "You ought to be on Meet the Press, although it may sound odd"So he loaded up on lies while the host was still Todd.

Chuck, that is. Porn 'stache. Shit fer brains.

Well now it's time to say good bye to Rob and his scary wife.And they would remind you that they're threatenin' yer life.You're all invited back next week to this localityTo have a heapin helpin' of their kidnappality.

Ivy league fascist, that is. Set a spell, In Gitmo-2.

Y'all shut up now, y'hear? ♫

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If they want to get the big guys, I think they should go after the plane company. Sweat those guys with the threat of years of federal litigation and watch the CYA docs flow.

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Exactly how tall is this guy? His bio says 6', but pics of him standing next to someone confirmed as 5'8", he's shorter than the other guy.

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I think Ron may have made a boo boo. The right claim that CA is a bunch of limp, woke, goofballs but that is not at all the case and they are about to find out. The nuts and bolt workers there are union members and ready for a fight with any ignorant hick stupid enough to go against them. They are smart, educated and very savvy. They are fucking writers, attorneys, a whole industry of folk with a whole bunch of free time at the moment, thank you unions, who make a living making stuff that make people feel things other than hate. *sigh* Well, a girl can dream...

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One-Eye?

But I thought that Stewart Rhodes was one of the profa guys.

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He has no experience dealing with Congress. Biden is so successful against the GQP is due to his deep experience.

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He's a tyrant. They don't ask permission

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I'm going to go throw up now and then cry.I've actually met an immigrant.

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Because the immigrants were taken from Texas, there must have been contact between Florida and people in Texas.Wire fraud.

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