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kmblue187's avatar

Evan and Gavin are on fire!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Okay, this is more like it. They've been rigging the game for decades. It's past time we started playing by the same rules. No more "When they go low, we go high." (Sorry, Michelle, but that ship sailed in 2016.)

Now: When they go low, we dig new subterranean tunnels to the earth's core.

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PuraVida's avatar

James Talarico for Senate if not President. He is the straight Pete Buttigieg, who I also adore.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Those tweets are stupid and pointless.

1) Trump won't read them, or have them read to him, because they're not relevant.

2) The ALL CAPS means they don't look like Trump tweets anyway.

3) We've accepted that this is just how politicians talk these days, huh

People complain about authoritarianism and the only thing we can think of - in our helplessness - is a bigger, meaner authoritarian who somehow has liberal politics. If you're not trans, of course.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

I disagree. The Newsom account tweets provide his allies a much-needed dose of humor. As someone who aspires to strike that chord as often as possible, I know how hard it is, especially now. In this case, the humor comes from satire, but so does most of the best comedy in the Trump era.

They only need to *look like* Newsom's audience's IDEA of Trump tweets. Which they do. (Much as Trump himself only needs to look like his audience's idea of a MAGA emperor.)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

These Cains. They're pretty worthless, aren't they?

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Tim Weston's avatar

God this post is exquisite !

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WTAF's avatar

“Keep treating these people with the respect they have earned, and maybe they’ll start having the days they deserve“

All the hearts of pure snarkingforkintastic Evan!!! TY!!! 🤩

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Erick Abad's avatar

Perfect! LOL

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Well, at least we've captured Sir's voice!

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Jamoche's avatar

People are going to look back at this point in history and bluescreen from too much wtf.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Needs more Random CapitaliZatioN!!!

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Ban Islam  DJT=Qatar's Bitch's avatar

Newsome is blowing smoke. CA Is so heavily gerrymandered It's not likely he can do anymore and if he does it will be minimal.

Only fools reflexively believe what politicians say. On either side

https://substack.com/@demediaispropaganda/note/c-145098252?r=4bdzfc

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

If they do it and pick up two seats then that is two more. I'm not sure how it is that is not a plus.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Thanks for your both-siderism, but Wonketeers are way to clever for that.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Rub these fascist motherfuckers’ faces in their own dogshit."

THIS!!!

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

"I'm enjoying this conversation." That bullshit is in the same category as "trump is a very smart man."

We're all drowning in the piss they hose out like firemen every day. Is DC dangerous? Grab your fucking umbrella because it's going to be a geyser of urine. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, breathe, lie, lie, lie, lie, etc.

Also, too, Go Gavin.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

To be fair Assmouth can breathe while he lies, seeing as he breathes through his blowhole.

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WeepingAngel~Lost In The Facts's avatar

This whole article has me smiling and just enjoying seeing people giving them the shit they deserve. I used to "handle" my narcissistic ex-husband much in the way Newsom is handling assmouth. They're way to stupid to understand the mocking.

We need so many more to meet them at this level and shine a spotlight on their stupidity and evil deeds.

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