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kmblue187's avatar

Evan and Gavin are on fire!

Megan Macomber's avatar

Okay, this is more like it. They've been rigging the game for decades. It's past time we started playing by the same rules. No more "When they go low, we go high." (Sorry, Michelle, but that ship sailed in 2016.)

Now: When they go low, we dig new subterranean tunnels to the earth's core.

PuraVida's avatar

James Talarico for Senate if not President. He is the straight Pete Buttigieg, who I also adore.

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Those tweets are stupid and pointless.

1) Trump won't read them, or have them read to him, because they're not relevant.

2) The ALL CAPS means they don't look like Trump tweets anyway.

3) We've accepted that this is just how politicians talk these days, huh

People complain about authoritarianism and the only thing we can think of - in our helplessness - is a bigger, meaner authoritarian who somehow has liberal politics. If you're not trans, of course.

Megan Macomber's avatar

I disagree. The Newsom account tweets provide his allies a much-needed dose of humor. As someone who aspires to strike that chord as often as possible, I know how hard it is, especially now. In this case, the humor comes from satire, but so does most of the best comedy in the Trump era.

They only need to *look like* Newsom's audience's IDEA of Trump tweets. Which they do. (Much as Trump himself only needs to look like his audience's idea of a MAGA emperor.)

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

These Cains. They're pretty worthless, aren't they?

Tim Weston's avatar

God this post is exquisite !

Hank Napkin's avatar

Well, at least we've captured Sir's voice!

Jamoche's avatar

People are going to look back at this point in history and bluescreen from too much wtf.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Needs more Random CapitaliZatioN!!!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Rub these fascist motherfuckers’ faces in their own dogshit."

THIS!!!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

"I'm enjoying this conversation." That bullshit is in the same category as "trump is a very smart man."

We're all drowning in the piss they hose out like firemen every day. Is DC dangerous? Grab your fucking umbrella because it's going to be a geyser of urine. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, breathe, lie, lie, lie, lie, etc.

Also, too, Go Gavin.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

To be fair Assmouth can breathe while he lies, seeing as he breathes through his blowhole.

WeepingAngel~Radical Left Scum's avatar

This whole article has me smiling and just enjoying seeing people giving them the shit they deserve. I used to "handle" my narcissistic ex-husband much in the way Newsom is handling assmouth. They're way to stupid to understand the mocking.

We need so many more to meet them at this level and shine a spotlight on their stupidity and evil deeds.

jaspersdad's avatar

Trump:

You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

Dina's avatar

But then he goes and tears it all out of the Rose Garden for his deepfake Mar-a-Lag patio. Why didn't he just turn it into a putting green instead (with the finest grass, of course)?

Lonnie Thomas's avatar

That “Thank you for your attention to this matter” is 😘