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In the event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, don't bother your doctor - just click on that link.

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Sacrificing a virgin: you're doing it wrong.

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Question: can you renew your registration online in your state, or do you have to go in and re-do the road test?

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Impressive dude, i love the colors and the shadowsEmotional Intelligence

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CHICKEN LADY LOVE LIFE!

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I've tried to come up with something about how Oklahoma only elects bigoted Jesus-bleaters but since I live in Texas I'll just pass.

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Gosh, people keep making you look like an idiot? They just point out what you said, in your own words? All sorts of different people? And yet, you're the common factor through all of this... I can't imagine that there's any conclusion to be drawn from that, at all, other than there's something wrong with those people and you should definitely keep saying what you are saying, with more of those same words.

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Those gay dogs are just enforcing some common fashion sense. Black socks with white briefs!?

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Unfortunately the people who really should feel like idiots never do and so they keep yakking. This is a case in point.

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Oh frick, I just googled her and must now gouge my eyes out. When will I ever learn?

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I was impressed to notice that the President of americansforthruth is the inimitable Pete "Rimmer" LaBarbera.

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Pinscher? I don't even know her.

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Amazon comment for The S of SK: <i> For lack of a better analogy, this book is her Mein Kampf, only better written if I do say so myself.</i>

And that from one of her <i>fans</i>.

You know who else...... oh, fuckit.

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If you just gas up before you cross into it and stay on I-40 the whole way, Oklahoma isn't all that bad. Kinda hilly and green outside the "cities."

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Is that Our Wonkette's summer outfit?

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Praise for <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/That-Man-C-A-M-P-Rebel-Without\/dp\/1560234482\/ref=pd_sim_b_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;refRID=1A5BRWYJMWD0R526ARHN" target="_blank">The Man from C.A.M.P.: Rebel without a Pause</a>, part of the same series:

<i>This book is a compilation of three hard-to-find vintage gay pulp paperback novels, including The Man from C.A.M.P., Holiday Gay, and The Son Goes Down. These novels showcase a remarkable concept brought to life - the fabulous gay superspy Jackie Holmes. Imagine Jackie as a gay James Bond battling crooked criminals who prey on innocent homosexuals. Jackie Holmes is a refreshingly positive portrayal of a gay secret agent.</i>

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