Since the Megyn Kelly "hell yeah Santa is white" moment , your facebook friends have now shared funny black santa pix ad nauseam. Sure, you've seen snapshots of black mall santas, or black santas made from delicious chocolate, or pictures of the black dude from Elf being Santa. But you have not really lived until you've seen the Prancing Elites, an all-male all-gay all-dance troupe from Alabama dressed up as Sexy Santa Clauses for a parade in the tiny town of Semmes, Alabama. Were the good people of Semmes happy about this?
<i>Yes, the good upstanding children of Semmes, Alabama, have now been exposed to terrifying men being all black and sexy and gay and Santa and they will likely never recover.</i>
Coz once you go black <i> and gay</i>, you never go back <i> hurray!</i>
If you split the word &quot;fundies,&quot; you can make &quot;fun dies.&quot; I think that may be their point.
<i>Yes, the good upstanding children of Semmes, Alabama, have now been exposed to terrifying men being all black and sexy and gay and Santa and they will likely never recover.</i>
Coz once you go black <i> and gay</i>, you never go back <i> hurray!</i>
If only we had, say, a blah muslin presnant we could blame for this.