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Our kids don't understand what the big deal is in all the argument-ing and stuff about gay marriage.

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Hmmm...I think someone ought to start a gofundme to pay for these kids' prom...with leftover $$ directed to a scholarship account.

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Same at my kid's school. It's just there and no one makes a deal about it one way or another. Lots of couples of varying races, nationalities, religions and sexual preferences/gender ID. Of course, they haven't rid themselves yet of the mean girls who just have to put down other girls......

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Except for the quiver movement. They're out there screwing and birthing as fast as they can. Whoever said they could do math?

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Boy you guys sure are vigilant about code words like "take it back" and "golf"

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OMG! Is Jacob Lescenski a jew? IS this just for show?

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Ha ha, no, you did not do that, you are not Carrie!/incredulouseyebrowraise

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i spent 21 yrs in the Navy and taught for one miserable year. Then, I found a nice quiet job loading aircraft at an airport. Much more relaxing than being in a classroom. All I can do is salute you, dude, for your stamina and perseverance.

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When I was about 6 and realized I liked guys, Maynard G. Krebs was my dream date. When I was 39, I met my husband and damned if he doesn't look like him (now, I have to take off my glasses to see the resemblance: we'll be together 20 years this October).

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Well I asked a girl to the Senior Prom in 63, but she shot me down. So I just stayed home and watched Bonanza.

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I told them it wold better to not have a celebration of my retirement, as I wouldn't attend. Now that I think about it, maybe they were going to celebrate after I left.

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"Groovy"? Damn, you must be an oldz.

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I agree, you know, like totes. Like, gag me with a spoon, you know. I mean, OMG!, you know! Whatever!

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You should have consumed more chemicals. I went to 4 proms and don't remember a single thing

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This is why the Republican party is going the way of the Whigs if it doesn't start changing its Neanderthal beliefs. It may not happen in the next election cycle, but not too far off. Also, Rand Paul already wears a whig.

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Louie Gohmert can't be accused of having Whig tendencies.

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