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'20 Apostles And Counting.' This fall on TLC!

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That's why I went digital. Worse that happens is I get an 'out of range' error.

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It's a very masculine lavender.

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Fuck. Needed to be said.

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He looks like Dirk Caber! (that's a popular gay porn star, for you who haven't indoctrinated yet)

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I think what this boils down to is that he doesn't make enough scratch off the collection plate, so he moonlights for the county. By the way, think that language is called Sermonese. He seems to speak it fluently, but alas! English, not so much.

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And his beard is awfully well groomed for a really MANLY man...

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If you have a Bible question, ask an atheist. They know it -- and live it -- better than most.

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But, Your Almighty, you know I couldn't quit my job on account of my deeply held convictions, that gets into MY money and I had that mortgage to pay . ..

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Weird how often that works, isn't it? It's almost like the rules about being decent to other people were self-evident or something.

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Well, it's not so much in the Bible as it's in the Roman census records, so take that for what it's worth.

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In Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebus' name, Aay-meyan.

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You mean the checks weren't signed by Jeebus? Oh, unholy Jezebel!

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Jesus Christ walks into a motel, lays three nails on the desk, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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...and grift some idiots and build a huge tower and grift s'moar idiots and buy a radio station and grift a LOT moar idiots and buy a cable channel and then the entire world can see what derp looks like wearing purple. I'm just guessing.

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You effin' ignoramus - you were issuing civil marriage licenses before the Supreme Court ruling and that is what you are supposed to be issuing now. Marriage is a legal contract and religion has nothing to do with that.

1. If you don't believe in same sex marriage, don't get same sex married. Easy peasy.

2. No one is asking you to perform a same sex marriage, just do your job and issue a marriage license.

You should be fired for refusing to do your job.

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