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I was trying to formulate a response to this, but I kept starting with "By his reasoning," or "Using this logic," and just kept running into the obvious problem. So I'mma steal Callyson's tag - aw, /FFS - and add mine. Good Gawd, y'all!

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Braveheart? Nah mang, The Patriot!

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Go back to catching loobstahs and urging Mahtha to step on the exhilaratahr.

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Moosehead Lake is nice.

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Nah, there's also a great scene where the king throws a gay guy out a window to his death because he's eww gay. Laughs all around! And also the really kewl obligatory Mel Gibson graphic torture scene because in addition to being a slimy fuck, Mel is also a sadomasochistic nutjob.

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Pretty sure that's not a costume.

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The flag-fringe delusion is a new one. What an entertaining world of wackiness Googling it will take you to!

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He actually made some pretty good alterations to the non-pology playbook, he didn't shift the blame to other people who might be offended. Fellow wingnuts wishing to say terrible controversial things should take note of how it's done.

As a wingnut, knowing you can ever really feel the emotion called "regret," you might as well claim to be filled to the gills with it, now that you've "changed" or something. (You don't have to change.)

However, before going too far, note that other emotions you don't understand or have never experienced, like "shame," "understanding," or "love" (of anything except maybe firearms) should still not be used to blunt any criticism you receive for saying your awful vile awfulness.

NOW LET'S GET OUT THERE AND VILE UP THE PLACE!

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Probably primaried from the right, in view of his pinko liebrul lack of animosity.

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You know the type. He's probably watched <i>Braveheart</i> eleventydozen times.

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Didn't you read the article? He only picks on the ones who look inferior in strength. The NRA will be conflicted when some woman stands her mound and blows his brains (such as they are) out.

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Raping : pursuit of sexual freedom :: Beating Lockman with a tire iron : Aerobic exercise.

(Sorry, Rebecca - I tried, but it just doesn't work with votes.)

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What is it with the wingnuts and their obsession with sodomy? Maybe we should send them all to Phoenix and let them get their kink on at the local church, so they get that shit out of their system. Then they could really concentrate on whining about having to pay taxes

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For a stupid, bigoted fkwad, anyway.

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<i>“At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”</i>

Raping is the pursuit of sexual freedom? Oh. Might explain why GOPers are soooo obsessed with freedom...

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