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I blame STEVE!!

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Horowitz leaves <i>money</i> on your nightstand? Luxury.

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Everyone eats free . . . but guacamole is an extra two bucks.

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My this is dissappointing "So big you wanna ride it" - so the only thing keeping people from riding burrittos is the fact that there are only small burrittos, which makes them unsuitable for riding? So we're not all plumptard 15' burritto riding idiots only because there isn't a 15' burritto? man this is fucked up. Sometimes a burritto is just a burrito you know.

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yeah, where did those utopian commies get off monetizing the holosuites? You didn't see Will Riker paying for his holonookie on the Enterprise

Then again, I imagine if you did have a society where people could have as much sex with anyone or anything anytime they wanted via the holodeck, that the entire galaxy would crash and burn inside a week. None of this playing in a string quartet or reciting Shakespeare or acting in 20th century detective novels, everyone would be humping photons around the clock...

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I do too and of course they eat at Chipotle or La Salsa or even Taco Hell, nothing wrong with Messicans having fast food. I doubt any of them though mistake it for actual Messican food, unlike the gabachos from flyover country who consider it to be straight up authentic Messican cuisine

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with conservatives, it's always hard to tell where the dishonesty stops and the stupidity starts- at some point they go from grifters to marks, it's just hard to tell where on the continuum it happens

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SATAN BABBY LIBUL!!1!

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BTW, Humping Photons Around The Clock is the first single from my new Bill Haley & His Comets cover band

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Did you have a permit for that, uh, "book?"

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Tamales of the world, unite!

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truth revolt- because they find the truth revolting

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Geez, who rode a burrito up Ben Shapiro's ass?

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Peace, love and barbacoa.

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Why can't Chipotle be more like Taco Bell: eat this shit, STFU, and stop asking questions about our meat?

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Geez Trix, you're gonna wear yourself out with all that writing stuff. Dok better be enjoying his vacation, checking out all those Washington State <strike>cannabis dispensaries</strike> colleges...

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