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And all of the Robertsons need haircuts, shaves, and probably baths. And that includes the women.

Dirty hippies.

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Damn, you beat me to it! I was gonna ask the same thing!

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I don't think he's too stupid to use a razor; I think he probably just doesn't have electricity in the cave, so there's nowhere to plug one in.

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that sir is true love.

i salute you with libtard christmas wishes.

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I has a confuse - isn't Houston in Texas? How then is an intelligent, insightful, gay lady mayor?

Ps. Dok, I have a new pony avatar - take a look...

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Robertson's next move? Shave that gravy bib into a landing strip.

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Houston, Texas must be the parallel of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Jesse Helms once opined that the North Carolina zoo in Asheboro was unnecessary as all that was needed was to put a fence around Chapel Hill.

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She seems nice. Should I tell her about my boner?

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Yes, and succeeding a mayor who welcomed evacuees from Hurricane Katrina with open arms, just because it was the decent thing to do. Houston makes no sense.

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