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fuflans's avatar

ok that is just...adorbs.

[hugs]

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Capt.Jim's avatar

You all must be dumb over at yer Wonkette,who didnt know that yous has to use that stuff that makes things slickery for the ghey sechs,you can barely stand on flat ground so slopes is outtin of the question. gheez what tools

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Also2Something's avatar

I have no snark for this one because I followed the story closely. That poor woman was savagely stabbed to death for no effing reason. Get damn divorce and marry whoever the eff you want but FFS don't hack your innocent spouse to death with a freaking butcher knife!!

Since we are in the AL neighborhood, this one is also batshit insane & without any sense of morality or justice: <a href="http://www.fox10tv.com/cont..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fox10tv.com/continuing-coverage/brittn...">http://www.fox10tv.com/cont...

and there's this to go with it (wonder who is paying uncle Dusty's legal fees): <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520933/A...">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...

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The Quirk's avatar

You git shotgun-married at 15, things are bound to happen.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Was it the Gay, or all that Pastoring? He was a Pastor long before he wanted to get gaymarried. Just sayin' ....

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I always found that song both depressing and dickish. "Well, I can't be with the one I really love, so I guess YOU'LL just have to do, you troll." Gee, thanks.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

SUCKERS!!

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

My wife sure looked at me funny a couple years ago when I bought her <a href="http:\/\/i50.tinypic.com\/t8xli1.jpg" target="_blank">these</a>. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

No, that would be <i> a husband to kill his <b>wives</b></i>

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