According to news reports, Navy Captain Owen Honors, that guy who made all those dumb gay-joke videos with the mock masturbation and butt probes and some kind of stuffed toy parrot sidekick and Glenn Close (?), is apparently still in charge of the USS Enterprise.
<i>Where will Reader&rsquo;s Digest get their material now that Navy people aren&rsquo;t being forced to (mock) shower naked and (mock) have stuff shoved up their butts by a superior officer?</i>
Is Halliburton no longer available? I thought they were the go-to source for this kind of thing.
captain owen honors is owing honors.
and don&#039;t forget owen: &#039;comedy is hard&#039;.
Nice Scalia reference...
Killing 50% civilians in drone strikes is A-OK though.
It&#039;s not gay if you&#039;re under way.
He&#039;s going to wail like a Norwegian fisherman.
<i>Where will Reader&rsquo;s Digest get their material now that Navy people aren&rsquo;t being forced to (mock) shower naked and (mock) have stuff shoved up their butts by a superior officer?</i>
Is Halliburton no longer available? I thought they were the go-to source for this kind of thing.