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captain owen honors is owing honors.

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and don't forget owen: 'comedy is hard'.

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Nice Scalia reference...

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Killing 50% civilians in drone strikes is A-OK though.

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It's not gay if you're under way.

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He's going to wail like a Norwegian fisherman.

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<i>Where will Reader’s Digest get their material now that Navy people aren’t being forced to (mock) shower naked and (mock) have stuff shoved up their butts by a superior officer?</i>

Is Halliburton no longer available? I thought they were the go-to source for this kind of thing.

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