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bobbert's avatar

Aspertions? Aspirations? Acetominophen?

Ah, hell, he just pulled it out of his asparagus.

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bobbert's avatar

Not often enough?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Public employees have to implement legal codes and regulations that are relevant to their jobs whether they like it or not. It's the reason why why they are employed. No hedging -- you either do the job or you're out.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That does it. I can feel this gay marriage thing practically ripping the Bachmanns' fabulous, sturdy marriage asunder!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't be ridiculous!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Mix 'n Match them. That's what the wingnuts do to save time.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Emo Punk Band: panty wadded angst

(lowercase like e e cummings also too)

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Yes, but the matching ones on their shoes are a little over the top.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That is absolutely disgusting, who would want to see that!

I wouldn't mind reading about it though.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I sure hope all the GOP senators, when questioned about this, start off their denialist statements with phrases like "I'm no homosexual, but ..."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

This refusal is SO unfair to people who can't mind their own freakin' business!

Thanks NObama!! Inpeach!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"choke down a corndog"

Is that....code?

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Lot_49's avatar

Gays aren't American citizens, any more than atheists are. Everybody knows that, except those activist federal judges.

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Lot_49's avatar

Wait a minute...atheists can get married?

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dslindc's avatar

Obviously this is all Obama's fault!

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dslindc's avatar

Probably, because Old Handsome Joe is also all Obama's fault. Thanks, Obama!

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