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Build the swamp!

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I thought Glenn Beck murdered a teenage girl?

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Scene card FTW!

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i always found it weird to see "Alamo Rental Car" offices in Mexico.

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He'd like The Beast, I think, and The Smiler, naaaah - The Bastard it is!

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while real news reports that that aliens are impregnating the population and the government is run by reptilians we need some fake news now and then to maintain -

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palin was mccain's big moostake

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Does that poor kid always have to wear a suit? Geez, he's what? 10?

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No one will ever think to look in the can for them, so compared to the rest of us, they're safe.

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Pretty much. But they like to make a big deal about being more progressive than the rest of us.

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No evidence? Not buyin' it. How long will it be until evidence counts for something again?

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they may like to think of themselves that way, but they're dead to me.there is no excuse. they will spend the rest of their lives rationalizing their choices, while knowing, deep down, that they enabled this disaster.fuck 'em.

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I laugh at people who don't have one. I even switched banks for more points

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I heard there's an illegal sex ring in Trump Tower. It's one of the aminities.

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About 5 years ago I met a nutty lady at a party who yammered at me all night about Agenga 21 and how she and her husband have a farm out in Eastern Colorado. Supposedly, I'm welcome to come join them as long as I'll grow stuff and defend the place with arms. Okay, then!

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He hasn't denied it...

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