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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Thank you! I have not dipped into that darkness for 30 years.

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Yeah - how did those parts get separated from the parts that were repatriated?

Kgprophet's avatar

We needed to make room for a new hyperspace bypass.

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

No wonder Trump likes his real Daddy so much... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

"Awww, he's a pathological liar just like me"

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"This nest is packed with cuckoos"

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"You, get me KFC. You, get me McDonald's. You, get me treason"

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"No problems understand every ting Vlad say"

wavicles's avatar

I always use Bat Brand sticky gecko feet.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Evan, I'm behind in my Wonkette today, but I must say, this post is yet another great example of why you are a beloved writer around here. The entire Melania does Tom Cruise in one of those Mission Impossible movies scenario is to die for.

javadavis's avatar

Naw, Batman has all the cool weird techie stuff.