AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO EAT WHAT JOHN KELLY FEEDS HIM. For a brief moment in time, Americans were hopeful the Trump White House might start functioning a li'l bit more like a regular grown-up White House once General John Kelly was installed as chief of staff. And yes, Kelly's brought some "military discipline" to the way the West Wing runs, which is sorta kinda better than how it was before, when Donald Trump Jr. was free to run the halls naked and Eric Trump successfully lobbied to have a bouncy house installed in the Oval. (Allegedly, all of that is allegedly.)
Evan, I'm behind in my Wonkette today, but I must say, this post is yet another great example of why you are a beloved writer around here. The entire Melania does Tom Cruise in one of those Mission Impossible movies scenario is to die for.
Oh hai!https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5...
Thank you! I have not dipped into that darkness for 30 years.
Yeah - how did those parts get separated from the parts that were repatriated?
We needed to make room for a new hyperspace bypass.
No wonder Trump likes his real Daddy so much... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
"Awww, he's a pathological liar just like me"
Met-a-stasic is fan-a-tastic!
"This nest is packed with cuckoos"
His father bought him a "D"http://payload286.cargocoll...
"You, get me KFC. You, get me McDonald's. You, get me treason"
Looks can kill!https://pixel.nymag.com/img...
"No problems understand every ting Vlad say"
I always use Bat Brand sticky gecko feet.
¡No la quiero!https://media.giphy.com/med...
Economic anxiety, obviously.https://www.newscorpse.com/...
Evan, I'm behind in my Wonkette today, but I must say, this post is yet another great example of why you are a beloved writer around here. The entire Melania does Tom Cruise in one of those Mission Impossible movies scenario is to die for.
Naw, Batman has all the cool weird techie stuff.