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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Thank you! I have not dipped into that darkness for 30 years.

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Yeah - how did those parts get separated from the parts that were repatriated?

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Kgprophet's avatar

We needed to make room for a new hyperspace bypass.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

No wonder Trump likes his real Daddy so much... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

"Awww, he's a pathological liar just like me"

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Met-a-stasic is fan-a-tastic!

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"This nest is packed with cuckoos"

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"You, get me KFC. You, get me McDonald's. You, get me treason"

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"No problems understand every ting Vlad say"

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wavicles's avatar

I always use Bat Brand sticky gecko feet.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Economic anxiety, obviously.https://www.newscorpse.com/...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Evan, I'm behind in my Wonkette today, but I must say, this post is yet another great example of why you are a beloved writer around here. The entire Melania does Tom Cruise in one of those Mission Impossible movies scenario is to die for.

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javadavis's avatar

Naw, Batman has all the cool weird techie stuff.

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