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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

We took the high road last year. It lead us right off a cliff.

Freida Peeple's avatar

Why was La David Johnson left behind by US Contractors? HMMMMM...let's look at the pictures of all 4 and see if anything stands out.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I can't claim it. I stole it. I've been drinking green tea all day and it's MY COMMENT now!

JohnC44's avatar

Almost forgot about Baden...that guy is a badass.

DuchessD'Orleans's avatar

What makes you think I'm not?

JohnC44's avatar

You spelled "be arrested, convicted, and imprisoned for the balance of your natural life" incorrectly. Happens to the best of us.

JohnC44's avatar

Let's not forget that everything in those days was also accomplished in a perpetual year round blizzard and always involved walking up hill in both directions often stark naked. Strange times those were, apparently.

The Librarian's avatar

Who doesn't lie in Trump's Calvacade of Clowns? I'll wait.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

I hate when the media keep pussyfooting around with writing shit like "got it wrong"! He fucking lied, end of!

H0mer0's avatar

I misread "gang" as "gulag".I agree, I want them all to go away.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Yep, the Two Minutes Hate.

Petunia Cat's avatar

I know what you mean. Rep Wilson told that nice story about how everyone, bipartisanly, ran around to get the name approved in time for the already scheduled dedication ceremony. And to Kelly that was "self aggrandizing" because she use the word "I". 🤦🏻‍♀️😠

Sam the Sham's avatar

John Kelly fits right in. Coxshucker to his core.

Sam the Sham's avatar

How about that forensic pathologist Dr. Garavaglia, who had the show "Dr. G. Medical Examiner"? She was good. Too good. She retired and moved to Oregon, unfortunately. But I bet she would come back for a repeat performance if needed.

Attack Dog's avatar

"...empty barrels making the most noise.”

I've never heard a barrel make any noise unless there was something in it or it was punched. Oh, wait...swing away, Kelly.

Atomic Rat's avatar

Best watch it guys...

Kelly (EX general Kelly) is about one commercial break away from locking himself in his office, eating the key, charging his machine gun and prattling on about keeping his essences pure and clean...

And not even Peter Sellers can save us now.