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Maybe this is how we should regard all these generals he's hiring: He's recreating his military school experience. Only this time he's the boss.

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However, reading about said exploits is distracting me from heat, humidity, and fruitless job hunting, providing much-needed brain relief.

(FFS, how do these people stay employed?!)

No. You're right. Blood pressure is going up.

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Winning!

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"Never in US history has anyone lied or defrauded voters like Richard Blumenthal Donald Trump." FIFH

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No thank you; that is way too close to me and I can barely stomach sharing a state with him right now.

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he should switch to miniature golf - it would lower his handicap and his hands could relate

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Trump is a,bad, case of piles spreading from the most 'red states' , so blue folks , stand-by!!!! Have your Vaseline handy Murica.

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Not to mention other parts of his body.

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I wonder how many in the kitchen staff at Bedminister are Hispanic, and have had relatives that have been deported by the short-fingered vulgarian. If the number is higher than zero, then president two-scoops is probably eating some food with special additives that he didn't order.

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Excuse me, "PAYS"??? Trump does not let a little thing like money interfere with his cheating. There's always another illegal to sit in the lake when you get pissed off at the rubber checks.

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Kelly will fail. He will run around in circles, trying to minimize Trump's contacts with crazy in the WH while ignoring the source of all the chaos and craziness in his administration: Donald J. Trump (the J is for Failure).

h/t to TheFerret at Democratic Underground for the middle initial joke.

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And here's hoping that divorce takes place in a community property state.

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What is this underwear you speak of? And what is it worn under?

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My DIL's family gets all their news exclusively from Fox News. Serious, serious Christians. We don't have much contact with them.

Of course, offspring did a good job of corrupting DIL. Now, her favorite fictional character is Batgirl.

And the granddaughter's a pretty big Wonder Woman fan herself.

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Taint sounds positively polite compared to that.

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Popular expectations among the pundits is tax reform will be the last straw. If he can't deliver that, they'll be done with him.

And tax reform can't be done with some 50+1 reconciliation majority. That one can be filibustered.

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