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You know, I don't have the tools. But lots of people do.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I guess pete isn't thinking about his war crimes ; I am. if there is any justice in this world, the entire administration will be under indictment.

Stephen St John's avatar

Sure, Hegseth would suck as a president (or anything else), but never underestimate the desire of Rethugs to pick the absolute worst person for any job.

boo radley's avatar

Pete Hegseth: what happens when you send your straight theatre kid son to conversion camp and it works.

(the nicest thing I'll ever say about him, ptuh ptuh, he is a chillul Hashem)

Barbara Thorniley's avatar

I live in SE Ohio my county is 80% republican. Even if every Democratic and Independent in the county votes Democratic the Republicans will still win here. It’s very frustrating.

marcus816's avatar

But, but… you haz all the donkey dicks!🫏🍆

marcus816's avatar

“…there is an excellent chance Hegseth is such an incompetent boob that Trump has a shot at going down in history as only America’s second-worst president.”

Yeah… nah.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

I ironically did Nazi this coming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01GAI0JyEgM

'VERY weird situation': Hegseth EXPOSED for building army of INTERNET TROLLS to boost himself online

Ill-Advised's avatar

Kegsbreath needs his own Natalie Harp to carpet-bomb the Internet. Hereinafter no Cabinet member shall be sworn-in without a size-6 Blonde Adorer printing out whatever the Propaganda People put out, creating a fully epistemically closed news system.

And they all lived happily ever after until clean water and trustworthy food became things of the past.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

no way NatHarpie is a size 6

WokeGrandma's avatar

Agree. She's probably a size 2.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He already has Jennifer. I'd think that would already be in her wheelhouse.

Just Fairview's avatar

God the entire fucking yes I mean fucking cabinet and White House Staff are by far the absolutely worst people in the world. Pete Hegseth should be impeached right after Congress puts an end to the destruction of Washington DC. Trump doesn't need or deserve any monuments except for the worst president ever in the history of everything.

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"Impeached"

Nah. Impeachment is part of a civilized society. These people don't want a civilized society. They want the Most Dangerous Game. They find it inspirational. Let's give it to them, but with a twist.

Amezed's avatar

Wait, Dump is second-worst prezidnit? Who did I miss?

VwllssWndr's avatar

I think the implication is that Hegseth would be worse.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Und zo vee zee zat zuh bottleneck, or "neck of zuh bottle" duz not represent the mother's breast und nourishment but instead comes rather to signify the father's 'instrument' filled with a very different, eh, kind of fluid." -- Ziggy Freud

Dave's Not Here's avatar

50 has a better ring.

Shallow state's avatar

Ratatouille for supper tonight. I feel a little bad for all the pre-born zucchinis and tomatoes that got sauteed and stewed, but ya gotta eat.

Pixeloid's avatar

Can we please stop pretending that murdering a school full of children was “outdated intelligence” or some kind of mistake. It was absolutely intentional and almost definitely directly ordered by Whiskey Pete himself.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Speculation is that the double or triple tap was because it was a school attended by Iranian bigwigs, with the hopes of killing them when they responded to the scene where their little girls had been murdered.

Sounds very much like a Shitraeli plan.

ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Whar'd everyone go? Don't wanna crash the movie post yet.