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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Added bonus: all the stuff rammed up his buttpipe might dislodge his cranium and he can finally experience the non-asshole world.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Add "Orchestra" and they could probably play tons of Christmas shows for people who don't read so good.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Some days I wish "religious convictions" had a different meaning.

TO THE LIONS* WITH YOU

*Vote Lions, of course

PubOption's avatar

I could believe Two-Casinos, but Two-Banks seems unlikely.

fuflans's avatar

I can see republicans took jindal's 'stop being stupid' message to heart.

Asshats

bobbert's avatar

"Doctor" Travis should eat a bag of pus.

bobbert's avatar

I think they heard it as

"Stop being stupid. You're wasting time. Go straight to evil assholery".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I think transrectal ultrasound to get a gun sounds about right. Ya don't want anyone buying a gun unless fully informed about his prostate.

The Quirk's avatar

Better, just stop having hoo-ha's altogether.

Take it up the Hershey Highway, woman!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I introduced this bill because my own religious conviction and my respect for life and the health of women."</i>

"I introduced this bill because my own religious conviction <strike>and my respect for life and the health of women</strike>. --fixed

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

has "8" in it, so I'm pretty sure I support it too.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that hurts just thinking about it...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

gonna have to be a full sized bus- the GOP has used up all the short ones...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

animated gif- with sound- or GTFO!