Photo by Gideon/Flickr Hey, remember how the Secret Service has been kind of sucking at doing its job of keeping uninvited guests from jumping the White House fence and walking right through the front door like it's no big? In November, the White House
I have spent a modest fraction (like 0.0001%) of my life explaining to people what a "Dachs" is, and what full-size Dachshunds were bred for. I've never seen one at work. I assume they rely on quickness, like mongooses -- I mean, have you ever seen a fucking badger? I wouldn't go up against a badger with anything less than gelignite. I'd prefer an artillery strike.
And they're such sweet doggies, as long as you are not a badger.
"We thought the banana peels we put out would be slipperier. It is unclear if the anvil would have performed properly, since the intruder didn't even try the birdseed"
It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing at this! I keep getting a mental picture of the "Acme Seekrit Service Supply Catalog".
As a dachshund owner, I'm fully supportive of swapping out SS agents and replacing them with these four fine quadrupeds. I guarantee that no intruders will make it even close to the house without being thoroughly barked and ankle-bitten.
I have spent a modest fraction (like 0.0001%) of my life explaining to people what a "Dachs" is, and what full-size Dachshunds were bred for. I've never seen one at work. I assume they rely on quickness, like mongooses -- I mean, have you ever seen a fucking badger? I wouldn't go up against a badger with anything less than gelignite. I'd prefer an artillery strike.
And they're such sweet doggies, as long as you are not a badger.
<i>&ldquo;prior to that evening, the officers believed the bushes&rdquo; were too thick to pass through.</i>
There&rsquo;s a way this could be more pathetic but it&rsquo;s not coming immediately to mind.
And demand better work, but not a plugged nickel in extra money to pay for it.
Maybe they should hire the guy that New Pope just sacked.
They weighed that against the other suggestion of &#039;hire more Columbian prostitutes.&#039;
Funny, hedgerows worked for the Germans in Normandy...
&quot;We thought the banana peels we put out would be slipperier. It is unclear if the anvil would have performed properly, since the intruder didn&#039;t even try the birdseed&quot;
&quot;Other Easily Penetrable Bushes&quot;
It&#039;s been 5 minutes and I&#039;m still laughing at this! I keep getting a mental picture of the &quot;Acme Seekrit Service Supply Catalog&quot;.
As a dachshund owner, I&#039;m fully supportive of swapping out SS agents and replacing them with these four fine quadrupeds. I guarantee that no intruders will make it even close to the house without being thoroughly barked and ankle-bitten.
And not too expensive.
&quot;Improve the President&#039;s security by DOING YOUR FUCKING JOBS&quot;.
Oh. sorry.
Isn&#039;t the shrubbery more like a bribe?
Of course they&#039;re going to have another investigatory panel,
They&#039;re Republicans in the majority.
Barberry, you say? How is it with deer? Actually, I can look that up, never mind.