I have spent a modest fraction (like 0.0001%) of my life explaining to people what a "Dachs" is, and what full-size Dachshunds were bred for. I've never seen one at work. I assume they rely on quickness, like mongooses -- I mean, have you ever seen a fucking badger? I wouldn't go up against a badger with anything less than gelignite. I'd prefer an artillery strike.
And they're such sweet doggies, as long as you are not a badger.
"We thought the banana peels we put out would be slipperier. It is unclear if the anvil would have performed properly, since the intruder didn't even try the birdseed"
It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing at this! I keep getting a mental picture of the "Acme Seekrit Service Supply Catalog".
As a dachshund owner, I'm fully supportive of swapping out SS agents and replacing them with these four fine quadrupeds. I guarantee that no intruders will make it even close to the house without being thoroughly barked and ankle-bitten.
I have spent a modest fraction (like 0.0001%) of my life explaining to people what a "Dachs" is, and what full-size Dachshunds were bred for. I've never seen one at work. I assume they rely on quickness, like mongooses -- I mean, have you ever seen a fucking badger? I wouldn't go up against a badger with anything less than gelignite. I'd prefer an artillery strike.
And they're such sweet doggies, as long as you are not a badger.
<i>&ldquo;prior to that evening, the officers believed the bushes&rdquo; were too thick to pass through.</i>
There&rsquo;s a way this could be more pathetic but it&rsquo;s not coming immediately to mind.
And demand better work, but not a plugged nickel in extra money to pay for it.
Maybe they should hire the guy that New Pope just sacked.
They weighed that against the other suggestion of &#039;hire more Columbian prostitutes.&#039;
Funny, hedgerows worked for the Germans in Normandy...
&quot;We thought the banana peels we put out would be slipperier. It is unclear if the anvil would have performed properly, since the intruder didn&#039;t even try the birdseed&quot;
&quot;Other Easily Penetrable Bushes&quot;
It&#039;s been 5 minutes and I&#039;m still laughing at this! I keep getting a mental picture of the &quot;Acme Seekrit Service Supply Catalog&quot;.
As a dachshund owner, I&#039;m fully supportive of swapping out SS agents and replacing them with these four fine quadrupeds. I guarantee that no intruders will make it even close to the house without being thoroughly barked and ankle-bitten.
And not too expensive.
&quot;Improve the President&#039;s security by DOING YOUR FUCKING JOBS&quot;.
Oh. sorry.
Isn&#039;t the shrubbery more like a bribe?
Of course they&#039;re going to have another investigatory panel,
They&#039;re Republicans in the majority.
Barberry, you say? How is it with deer? Actually, I can look that up, never mind.