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And pi = 3.0. Irrational numbers are so last millenium.

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You know, ever since the O.J. trial I've wondered what Cato Kaelin was been up to. With ideas like this, it's apparent his mental skills are as sharp as ever.

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This is a genius idea! Let's apply it across the board! According to MIGHTY MISSOURI LAW, from now on, any company that sells its customers something they need and want WILL BE CLOSED DOWN, forthwith and forsooth. Hamburger at McDonald's? Nix! Fill-up at Shell? Fie on ye! Koch Brothers ads featuring creepy Uncle Sam up in your va-jay-jay? Um. . . . Carry on. Reality - how does it work?

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There was much weeping and gnashing when motorcyclists were required to wear helmets, and when seatbelts became mandatory Republicans knew it was the end of Detroit, and when catalytic converters were put into cars...

Gosh, you'd almost think the idea of government protecting people from anything bothers Republicans.

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Missouri: Throwing the baby out with the bath since 1821.

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That's some Compromise.

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Our Democrat governor would surely veto this.

At least he *says* he's a Democrat.

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Missouri should honor its rich history by naming the legislation "The Dred Scott Act of 2014."

If you can't keep poor people literally in chains, at least you can enslave them with debt as a punishment for getting sick while poor.

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