BREAKING WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Rick Sanchez has gotten up from the couch, brushed off the Cheeto dust, and duct-taped his laptop to his teevee. This changes everything. [ Twitter ]
Is it wet string? WET STRING?! Goddammit! We could never get those tin can phones to work when I was a kid. No one ever told us that you needed wet string. Fuck...my whole childhood has been invalidated.
Also, you don't get cramps and die if you swim right after eating. Your eyes will not stick in a crossed position. You do not have to drink 8 glasses of water a day to be healthy. And you do not catch cold by going outside barefoot or with wet hair.
He invented the iTwit?
He discovered the old school "sandwich board" and he's walking around downtown wearing it.
Is it wet string? WET STRING?! Goddammit! We could never get those tin can phones to work when I was a kid. No one ever told us that you needed wet string. Fuck...my whole childhood has been invalidated.
Also, you don't get cramps and die if you swim right after eating. Your eyes will not stick in a crossed position. You do not have to drink 8 glasses of water a day to be healthy. And you do not catch cold by going outside barefoot or with wet hair.