Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin is back in the Missouri Senate race ... because he never left it, son. Having weathered the storm caused by the liberal media pretending he thinks vaginas are washing machines for rape sperm (truth: he thinks they are car washes for rape sperm), Todd Akin now has to figure out how to appeal to lady voters once again.
Well, Deadbeat Joe should be dead meat Joe, and wild wild West is now in a competitive district, so there's hope there. Minnesotans appear to put most of there crazies in that one district, so if 1-L loses, that will be news indeed.
Well, to be fair,aren't there also a lot of jokes here about Joe Biden's penis being of unusual size? And he's pretty darn white.
Anyone who's lived in Mizoor-uh (that's the part between KC and StL) will tell you that Todd Akin is just what they deserve. It's like Pennsylvania: two cities with rural Alabama in between.
You still have to wonder why<i> any </i>woman anywhere would have so little self of steam as to vote for Akin, though.
This <strike>man&#039;s</strike> knuckle-dragging simian&#039;s campaign is now running mostly on <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/09\/26\/us\/politics\/todd-akin-counts-on-support-of-home-schoolers.html\?partner=rss&amp\;emc=rss" target="_blank">child labor</a>, with delusional home-schoolers pretending that disseminating his medieval tripe is a valuable civics lesson. Strewth. Poor kids.
So <i>that&#039;s</i> what the Third Amendment is about?
Well, Deadbeat Joe should be dead meat Joe, and wild wild West is now in a competitive district, so there&#039;s hope there. Minnesotans appear to put most of there crazies in that one district, so if 1-L loses, that will be news indeed.
Disney&#039;s animators always made the animals seem more like people than the people, no?
Probably called &quot;Billy&quot; as a kid.
(As in &quot;Quit cher Billy Akin&quot;)
Unfortunately, Claire isn&#039;t Lady, she&#039;s a fucking Blue Dog. But a majority is a majority, so -- like you -- I&#039;m a fan.
wow. nature imitating romney and obama.
Well at least you didn&#039;t flip us the bird. Wonderful shot.
Well, to be fair,aren&#039;t there also a lot of jokes here about Joe Biden&#039;s penis being of unusual size? And he&#039;s pretty darn white.
I just had this image of women being tossed to Eisenhower.
Anyone who&#039;s lived in Mizoor-uh (that&#039;s the part between KC and StL) will tell you that Todd Akin is just what they deserve. It&#039;s like Pennsylvania: two cities with rural Alabama in between.
You still have to wonder why<i> any </i>woman anywhere would have so little self of steam as to vote for Akin, though.
Christ, does he leave her chained up out in the sun all day?
He forgot to add that a real lady stays at home to care for her husband and children unless she&#039;s single in which case she&#039;s a slut.
He may still be. It&#039;s Missouri-town, rick.
I would like to tell Todd Akin that being ladylike is way way overrated.
This <strike>man&#039;s</strike> knuckle-dragging simian&#039;s campaign is now running mostly on <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/09\/26\/us\/politics\/todd-akin-counts-on-support-of-home-schoolers.html\?partner=rss&amp\;emc=rss" target="_blank">child labor</a>, with delusional home-schoolers pretending that disseminating his medieval tripe is a valuable civics lesson. Strewth. Poor kids.
Christ, my Akin vagina!