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Donald Trump, focus people.

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You made my day perfect!

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For some reason when I saw that I read "Barbara's cooter".

Now I have a sad.

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C'mon George...you gotta jump! Gunning the scooter down the open ramp of a C-130 at 12,000 ft and parachuting down would be totally BAD ASS!

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For freedom!!!!11!!!

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"Now with 64oz FREEDOM TANK"

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Or the flights to LaGuardia going in and out of Queens.

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If only there was some medical technique to help people with Parkinson's. Perhaps something involving stem cells. I can't think of a single reason that can't be done. OH WAIT! Nevermind.

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i actually find bush senior a little sad - with more than a whiff of greek tragedy about him.

and come to think of it: hoverounds would be an exciting addition to sophacles.

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