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Not to mention, the several millions he earned from his private-sector book publisher.

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Haley Barbour? How about the full Michael Richards? You know he has it in him!

chascates's avatar

He has little bitty eyes like Limbaugh so he's bound to be a freak.

bobbert's avatar

Great clip, even if it did remind me that Big Man is gone and fucking John Sununu is still around.

PubOption's avatar

That sounds about right.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Obama had bootstraps, they'd be in the Smithsonian by now.*

Any white dude with exactly the same story would be beatified by the teabaggers as a fucking Horatio Alger hero. (If, that is, he somehow turned out conservative.) What makes it a totally un-American story is that a black (and moderately liberal) guy did it.

*And teabagging racists would be bitching about it on the conservatard blogs, and howling for cuts to the Smithsonian's funding.

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But he <em>is</em> a real airhead.

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<blockquote>Mitt can't pull one foot off a gum-wrapper without getting the other into a pile of dog crap.</blockquote>

Even though his teeth were already so perfectly positioned...

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When the whites tried to smoke weed, our guy was so concerned about their welfare he intercepted it.

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All of them, Katie.

Also, his boss is a craven fucking liar.

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They've immunized him? Ah, so <em>that</em>'s why they're convinced he's retаrded.

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It's only acceptable when it's a lie, you see.

Mahousu's avatar

There's a typo in the Fox News chyron - it should read "<i>Senile</i> Advisor to Romney Campaign."