Before George H.W. Bush became America's lovable old "sensible Republican" grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in '92 to a fat pot-smoking southerner whom he publicly called a "bozo." For most of his term, Bush's chief of staff was unpleasant former New Hampshire Governor John Sununu, who was eventually fired (on George W. Bush's suggestion) because he used government jets for personal travel to ski resorts, constantly. Probably he was very upset to not get to participate in the campaign against crazed reefer fiend Bill Clinton, so he's
If Obama had bootstraps, they'd be in the Smithsonian by now.*
Any white dude with exactly the same story would be beatified by the teabaggers as a fucking Horatio Alger hero. (If, that is, he somehow turned out conservative.) What makes it a totally un-American story is that a black (and moderately liberal) guy did it.
*And teabagging racists would be bitching about it on the conservatard blogs, and howling for cuts to the Smithsonian's funding.
Battle-axe.
Not to mention, the several millions he earned from his private-sector book publisher.
Err, turkey baster.
Haley Barbour? How about the full Michael Richards? You know he has it in him!
He has little bitty eyes like Limbaugh so he's bound to be a freak.
Great clip, even if it did remind me that Big Man is gone and fucking John Sununu is still around.
That sounds about right.
If Obama had bootstraps, they'd be in the Smithsonian by now.*
Any white dude with exactly the same story would be beatified by the teabaggers as a fucking Horatio Alger hero. (If, that is, he somehow turned out conservative.) What makes it a totally un-American story is that a black (and moderately liberal) guy did it.
*And teabagging racists would be bitching about it on the conservatard blogs, and howling for cuts to the Smithsonian's funding.
But he <em>is</em> a real airhead.
<blockquote>Mitt can&#039;t pull one foot off a gum-wrapper without getting the other into a pile of dog crap.</blockquote>
Even though his teeth were already so perfectly positioned...
When the whites tried to smoke weed, our guy was so concerned about their welfare he intercepted it.
All of them, Katie.
Also, his boss is a craven fucking liar.
Lincoln?
They&#039;ve immunized him? Ah, so <em>that</em>&#039;s why they&#039;re convinced he&#039;s retаrded.
It&#039;s only acceptable when it&#039;s a lie, you see.
There&#039;s a typo in the Fox News chyron - it should read &quot;<i>Senile</i> Advisor to Romney Campaign.&quot;