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Why only 14 days in the hoosegow? He deserves about 14 years.

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1 or 2 drinks is what every guy says after they pull him out of the car going the wrong way down the freeway that just took out a family of four. After Cheney shot the lawyer while quail hunting, he said he'd had 1 or 2 beers at lunch.

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*Golf clap. and nod of approval*

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That would be the Danforth.

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Sounds more like he needs to change his razor blade.

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Well, you don't go home empty handed matey! https://timedotcom.files.wo... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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They could make it a music fest and call it Dinesh Disousa Papapalooza.

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If they had a child it would be named Papadostefanopoulopoulos.(I think!)

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or covfefe?

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14 whole days? My god that's like... two weeks!!! I guess lying to the FBI is a really big deal.

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One of my colleagues went to high school with him in the Chicago suburbs. Said he was a douche then, too.

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Maybe if we can lock the liquor cabinet.

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These are the same newsfolks that thought that Donnie Dumbass was gonna "PIVOT!!!" and become very presidential after spending his entire life, career, campaign as racists, rapey, sexist braying orange ass.

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I'd go back as far as the Gracchi Brothers.

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