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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Why only 14 days in the hoosegow? He deserves about 14 years.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

1 or 2 drinks is what every guy says after they pull him out of the car going the wrong way down the freeway that just took out a family of four. After Cheney shot the lawyer while quail hunting, he said he'd had 1 or 2 beers at lunch.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

*Golf clap. and nod of approval*

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Sounds more like he needs to change his razor blade.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

They could make it a music fest and call it Dinesh Disousa Papapalooza.

Arse Grammatica's avatar

If they had a child it would be named Papadostefanopoulopoulos.(I think!)

Jimh's avatar

14 whole days? My god that's like... two weeks!!! I guess lying to the FBI is a really big deal.

TakingAmes's avatar

One of my colleagues went to high school with him in the Chicago suburbs. Said he was a douche then, too.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Maybe if we can lock the liquor cabinet.

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

These are the same newsfolks that thought that Donnie Dumbass was gonna "PIVOT!!!" and become very presidential after spending his entire life, career, campaign as racists, rapey, sexist braying orange ass.