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Now, now, don't be too hard on old George! Even if he has nothing to do but show up at the Capitol and vote, he'll still be waking up at an ungodly hour. Remember that drag queens always work the night shift....

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Not even the Ethics Commitee?

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Religion too.

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Stephen, I don't think it's fair to characterize as "gibberish", exactly -- she gave a classic politician's non-answer, where they say a whole lotta words that seem to express a position, but in fact conveys almost no actual information whatsoever.

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My brother is a baby faced 34 because he has very little facial hair.

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Minor tangent here but kinda related. McKay Coppins was on on tv talking to .. someone in MSNBC. They all had a good laugh about how Republicans hate Trump and talk shit behind his back. Like they hope he dies before ‘24 type of stuff but they’ll still go to rallies wearing MAGA hats. If there’s nothing I hate more than an ex Republican politician with nothing to lose talking smack it’s a current one who’s too cowardly to stand up to Trump. It’s almost like they’re afraid of his base or something.

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THANK YOU! It sucks when people play into that weak Democrats storyline. From what I read the Democratic challenger called Santos out and got ignored for his efforts.

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Which will have to be shelved in the fiction section.

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Mad Marge went from being kicked off her committees to one of the GOP’s power brokers in just two years, so don’t count George Anthony Devolder Santos Ravanche out yet.

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TBF, he did say Statute, rather than Statue and spelled license correctly. Haha, obviously he didn’t write it.

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Some fabulists are actually accomplished individuals. Look up Anna Leonowens, for example. And Kitara looked smashing in her red dress.

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::Mayor Quimby voice:: Yes, I , er-uh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular kind of paycheck.

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There are laws against false advertising.

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When my Dad was in his 70s, he reluctantly admitted that he was "pushing middle age".He is now in his 90s and busts my chops on a regular basis.

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