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Hunk's avatar

Part of me is worried this dickshit is entertaining enough that SOME OF the LGBTQ Community will eventually give him a redemption arc. I know we like underdogs and weirdos and we've given people like Tammy Faye Baker, and some ex-gays a redemption arc. But let's skip it, okay?

I will go straight for your weave if I see his name next to the words "Pride Parade Grand Marshall".

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

The sad truth is the LGBTQ community isn't and hasn't ever been completely united. There are a lot of transphobes, a lot of misogynists, a lot of racists. Basically, throw a dart at the bigotry board and you'll find an overlap with the queer community.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Someone should take the publicly posted ones and use them to make a deep fake.. get a holiday message from Schmeorge Schmantos at half the price.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Fetterman rocks.

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HeatherW's avatar

I want to know where he is, with those shitty Ikea shelves in the background.

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DDB9000's avatar

IKEA Long Island, 1100 Broadway Mall, Hicksville, NY 11801

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Get Out! Stay Out! 2024's avatar

Thank you Stephen, for letting me know that Victor Newman is still with us. I thought he was old in the 70s when I watched him and Nicky get married while I was in high school. . Then I thought he was old when I started watching again in the early 2000s when I got home from work. Now we are apparently both old. I would love to be able to send my mom a Cameo if she were still with us, after all, she had me hooked on TYTR by middle school. Miss that time watching with her.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

How much does it cost to get George to a do a collab with Rudy?

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Question Cat's avatar

In a Simpsons episode, Burns hires Homer as his "prank monkey"

Santos might hire out as that too

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mr_snarky's avatar

If I wanted a Santos video I'd rather have an AI generated deep fake than give money to that charlatan.

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garilynn's avatar

I hope no one is paying with a credit card.

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Biff52's wonderful sekrit's avatar

Someone will, no doubt, prank Bowen Yang with a Cameo.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"Aunt Agnes, my love! How are you?! Just a little reminder that I'm a lying, thieving scumbag who stole money from old people! Anyway, happy birthday! Take care, darling!"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

This enterprise will last about two weeks until George is forgotten and irrelevant.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

This is just the weirdest fucking timeline. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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bluePNWcats's avatar

It really is kind of a weird fever dream of a timeline. 🤯

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Anything George Santos related wouldn’t be out of place in some fantasy sequence straight out of Twin Peaks.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Morris Day is on there. If I get anyone, it's Morris Day

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HeatherW's avatar

He's been indicted, but hasn't been convicted yet. Here's hoping he'll be in prison by this time next year.

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abbienormal's avatar

Don't give Santos money. Got it.

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