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Hunk's avatar

Part of me is worried this dickshit is entertaining enough that SOME OF the LGBTQ Community will eventually give him a redemption arc. I know we like underdogs and weirdos and we've given people like Tammy Faye Baker, and some ex-gays a redemption arc. But let's skip it, okay?

I will go straight for your weave if I see his name next to the words "Pride Parade Grand Marshall".

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

The sad truth is the LGBTQ community isn't and hasn't ever been completely united. There are a lot of transphobes, a lot of misogynists, a lot of racists. Basically, throw a dart at the bigotry board and you'll find an overlap with the queer community.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Someone should take the publicly posted ones and use them to make a deep fake.. get a holiday message from Schmeorge Schmantos at half the price.

HeatherW's avatar

I want to know where he is, with those shitty Ikea shelves in the background.

DDB9000's avatar

IKEA Long Island, 1100 Broadway Mall, Hicksville, NY 11801

Get Out! Stay Out! 2024's avatar

Thank you Stephen, for letting me know that Victor Newman is still with us. I thought he was old in the 70s when I watched him and Nicky get married while I was in high school. . Then I thought he was old when I started watching again in the early 2000s when I got home from work. Now we are apparently both old. I would love to be able to send my mom a Cameo if she were still with us, after all, she had me hooked on TYTR by middle school. Miss that time watching with her.

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

How much does it cost to get George to a do a collab with Rudy?

Question Cat's avatar

In a Simpsons episode, Burns hires Homer as his "prank monkey"

Santos might hire out as that too

mr_snarky's avatar

If I wanted a Santos video I'd rather have an AI generated deep fake than give money to that charlatan.

garilynn's avatar

I hope no one is paying with a credit card.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Someone will, no doubt, prank Bowen Yang with a Cameo.

Enter Ranting's avatar

"Aunt Agnes, my love! How are you?! Just a little reminder that I'm a lying, thieving scumbag who stole money from old people! Anyway, happy birthday! Take care, darling!"

Enter Ranting's avatar

This enterprise will last about two weeks until George is forgotten and irrelevant.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

This is just the weirdest fucking timeline. 🤦🏻‍♀️

bluePNWcats's avatar

It really is kind of a weird fever dream of a timeline. 🤯

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Anything George Santos related wouldn’t be out of place in some fantasy sequence straight out of Twin Peaks.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Morris Day is on there. If I get anyone, it's Morris Day

HeatherW's avatar

He's been indicted, but hasn't been convicted yet. Here's hoping he'll be in prison by this time next year.

abbienormal's avatar

Don't give Santos money. Got it.