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Sounds like he has before, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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They are 2 different things.

The debt ceiling must be raised (as it was 3 times during TFG’s presidency) in order for the US to pay for PAST obligations already incurred. There has never been a default on US debt obligations, and it is widely considered that such a default would lead to a complete global financial collapse.

OTOH, there have been multiple times when the federal government has shut down because of a failure to reach a budget for FUTURE spending. These shutdowns are generally temporary (I think the 2018-19 might have been the longest one). They suck, but don’t have the same catastrophic impact that a default on debt would have.

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Seriously, fuck her too. She worked for him. This surprised her?

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Things I should already know, having lived through them. Worse than finding the salsa in the microwave instead of the fridge.

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Did she follow up? Did she resign? Did she inform authorities?

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I wonder - is he legally an American citizen?

Is he claiming to have been born in the US, or was he naturalized?

If naturalized, will he be lose his citizenship and be deported after being convicted?If he says he was born in the US, is there any evidence for that beyond his very unreliable word?

I don't know - I mean, he could absolutely be legitimately a US citizen, but I think, given he list of aliases, extensive life in Brazil, and history of brazen lies, this is a question worth looking into...

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Ha!

I remember the 2018-2019 shutdown because I had a jury trial scheduled in federal court in January 2019. The judge had to explain to the potential jurors that they would likely be paid eventually for jury service & expenses, but she couldn’t guarantee it. We were still able to pick a jury, and the budget deal got worked out during the 2nd week of trial.

In the interim, the judge was bringing in homemade baked goods for the jurors, and paying for bottled water & lunches out of her own pocket. Crazy, right?

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The freaky baby mask is like a samurai warrior mask refracted through some kinda "decrepit seaside arcade in Blackpool" lens. Very Terry Gilliam; a terrifying flourish.

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Yeah it's a real fucking mystery. Asshole.

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Some night soon I will stop by (no sneekin, no sneekin) and Axl and I will take a bit of a drive to Merde a Lardo. Will Pi act as lookout, you think? He's a juvenile and will get off easy... or should, even in FL.

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The most shocking thing about this story is that he actually gave someone a gift.

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"Heh heh. Beavis, she said 'handle it'. Heh heh."

(Oh come on, you know Meadows *thought* it.)

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You take the plea deal. It is common advice among felons.

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I can totally see him in CS drag lol

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So he says.

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You can't question his citizenship!

To do so, might raise questions about Ted Cruz.

Were his boogers born here, or did he just swallow them on TV?

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