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Pexas Teat's avatar

Kitara Ravache. Never forget.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

“they are mad because they will NEVER break my spirit.”

WALLACE!!! WALLACE!!!! WALLACE!!!!!

*cries when his sentence is read*

"Good" - Grumpy Cat

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avidlurker's avatar

"but we assume that will be no problem for one of the more prominent members of the Rothschild family."

It's very silly but I will never get tired of Santos jokes.

You know he's going to try to get a 6-figure deal for a book and/or movie out of this. And no ghost writers. He did after all win a Nobel, Pulitzer, Oscar, and Heisman Trophy for his first novel.

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larry gassan's avatar

Moral of the story: never fuck with the mega-donors.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

Dr. George Santos just wants to look forward. He is perfectly willing to pause his astronaut training to focus on his ground breaking research into the causes treatments for cancer will only serve humanity. His selflessness and genius will be missed.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

"It started in December of 2022, when reporters looked deeply into his background, which is ideally something they should do before the election, but whatever, we probably needed 197 more New York Times stories questioning whether transgender people are real and if the Black woman who ran Harvard forgot a doctoral dissertation citation."

And Joe Biden was actively old while presidenting, also too, which was very important to cover all day every day.

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John Gillick's avatar

that was then

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

this guy is proof that you can be a pathological liar and fantasist with no actual ties to reality at all, and still be elected as long as you have the right initial after your name on the ticket

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

There is not a prison made that can hold George "Houdini" Santos

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Michael Bowen's avatar

So, is Trump going to pardon him?

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DeathPanelTruck's avatar

Wouldn’t be surprised.

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BECKY's avatar

And will trump pardon him? His theft is not much worse than most republicans, they're just smarter about it. And actually trump has done much worse and has gotten away with almost all of it.

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

The most interesting thing about George Santos, to me, is that he probably could have continued to get away with his scamming if he had not run for Congress. You have to wonder why someone who thrives on scamming, would draw so much attention to himself?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

They can take George Santos, but they'll never take Kitara Rivache!

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Crossroads Now Divisible's avatar

The golden lining here, well, the pyrite lining, is that we will never again have to think about or even hear this bumblefuck's name.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The guy's a sleazeball. Has been his entire life. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Still more qualified than the entirety of That Man's current cabinet.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Just ask him, he'll tell you.

What with graduating "Magna Cum Lordy Lordy Lordy" from Harvard Law, he would have made a better AG that Pam Bondo

And who can forget his actions in both the battle of Iwo Jima AND the storming of Normandy. Obviously a better choioe for Def Sec than Beerbreath.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Don't forget the five Nobel prizes he won, and how he revolutionized every conceivable field of science.

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DeathPanelTruck's avatar

He was the third person to walk on the moon after Neil and Buzz. And he invented the Bic lighter in his spare time.

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