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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

And Governor General of Australia,

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Doubtless he will run for Governor of New York next.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I dunno, hasn't he already been that during his tenure with the Yankees?

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

He can do everything. "He is all, and in all."

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

When I saw the photo of him in the sky blue plaid, where the pants are too tight, I thought: He spends lots of money on himself after stealing it, and then he has terrible taste, and then his pants don't actually fit. It was a picture of terrible vulnerability. But then-- the dog who was allowed to die in front of the man who really loved him!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"Tony Award-winning acrobat George Santos", very funny there playtyperguy! Entertaining and informative, as always.

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HoldOnOldChap's avatar

How did he expect to get away with this stuff? It's like a compulsion.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Just following the GOP tradition of suffering no consequences for improper or criminal behavior. Everyone does it and no one gets in trouble.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yeah it probably is - i suspect there is a pathology there somewhere

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

republicans: A gang of thieves. All of them. (except maybe one or two)

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John Norris's avatar

Life lesson everyone: a cheap tailor is no bargain.

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Also applies to discount footwear

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

That boy ain't right

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

That boy is far-right.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

NYT already called him basic.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

That second-hand Trey Gowdy suit looks tighter than a sausage casing!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Mommy, how do I look in this criming suit?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I was thinking the same thing.

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Caepan's avatar

Dang. It's as if House Republicans read Wonkette (Narrator: "They Don't."):

𝗡𝗕𝗖 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀: 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝗽. 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/new-york-house-republicans-introduce-resolution-expel-rep-george-santo-rcna119917

I'm sure the GOP will get around to it after the 2024 election, which might be the time that they also finally elect a new Speaker.

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Caepan's avatar

From the article:

"A group of House Republicans from New York are introducing a resolution to expel Rep. George Santos, R-N.Y., from Congress.

"'Today, I’ll be introducing an expulsion resolution to rid the People’s House of fraudster George Santos,' Rep. Anthony D'Esposito, R-N.Y., said in a post on the social media platform X.

"He said the resolution will be co-sponsored by fellow New York House Republicans Nick LaLota, Mike Lawler, Marc Molinaro, Nick Langworthy and Brandon Williams."

Missing from that list of House Republicans from NY? Georgie's bestest supporter, Rep. Elise Stafanik.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

God bless George Santos for always giving me a good laugh. Santos for Speaker!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

This guy is so fake I'll bet his name is fake.....oh......

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

His image consultant should advise that stuffing a sausage down his pants involves unwrapping it from the butcher paper, and that linked sausage works better than bulk, or patties.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

And that photo angle is really unflattering.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

"cabbage patch dance creator" LOL

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SethTriggs's avatar

I bet Menendez goes before "George" "Santos" (still not sure if that's his actual name).

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