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Why go to all that trouble? This guy says one thing, Santos says another? Case closed.

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If you were on Grindr, would you believe anyone claiming to be George Santos?

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The two of them grabbing each other's crotches without consent would probably cause some sort of sexual singularity.

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So did I. Marketing fail or marketing genius?

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I thought one term was all it took to get the healthcare.

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In his former life, Jerry Springer was the Democratic mayor of Cincinnati. It was a simpler time, though, when writing a check to a brothel could actually derail your political career.

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Hell no.

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January 25, 2023. The 118th Congress, the only congressional number I will (hopefully) ever remember.

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The only thing he's ever said truthfully was, "I will always vote Republican while in Congress."

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Good luck finding it.

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Genius, I think.

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Santos is the mascot for just how far - and low - the GQP shitshow has fallen.

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George Santos was singlehandedly deorbiting the ISS that day.

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What? Competent republican level?They really do like being massive shit weasels.

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This guy is the culmination of the whole Republican ethos.

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