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What's that dang old George W. Bush up to these days? People used to talk about him all the time. Now? It's like we can't even remember what the deal was, with that guy. The main thing is that he is very scared of flying baseballs and scary baseball catcher-men. We would be scared, too!
Thanks also to Philadelphia Will Do, we can link to this fabulous animated picture of the moments before and after the picture you see here. Look at this crazy thing, justlookat it:

George W. Bush Frightened By Baseball
OT topic, but back when I was married, I was at another horrible thanksgiving dinner with my wife's family. During desert, my sis-in-law asked how much whipped cream I wanted on my pie, I told her to keep going until her arm got tired. At that point, the wretched old troll that was my wife's grandmother said, "well no wonder you're so fat!". I shoulda killed her when I had the chance.
It looks like she's covering her head. From shame, no doubt. But could be 'cause of the baseball.