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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT topic, but back when I was married, I was at another horrible thanksgiving dinner with my wife's family. During desert, my sis-in-law asked how much whipped cream I wanted on my pie, I told her to keep going until her arm got tired. At that point, the wretched old troll that was my wife's grandmother said, "well no wonder you're so fat!". I shoulda killed her when I had the chance.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It looks like she's covering her head. From shame, no doubt. But could be 'cause of the baseball.

fuflans's avatar

well congrats and i hope you do not have to work today.

fuflans's avatar

also: no jacket. this is an insult to the office.

fuflans's avatar

god this guy.

it's good to be reminded how bad that administration was...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol, yep. My mom had two miscarriages right before she calved me. She was sick as a dog the whole time she was pregnant so they thought I was just going to be a replay. But Lo! I popped out into the world on Easter Sunday to bring my special brand of torment to the world.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wonkette Jr: Nothing would make us happier than to see you give up evil psychology for a rewarding career in evil blogging.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

shoot bush? shoot him with their votes, you mean.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The math is not strong in this one. He was "elected" zero times, occupied the Oval Office two times.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and people ask me why I left the Church. I'm glad you both made it.

PsycWench's avatar

ha ha, I'm not the mystery blogger, just the evil psychologist. Evil blogging does sound like more fun.

Spurning Beer's avatar

And it's not as if baseball should be unfamiliar, threatening territory for him, either. He used to pretend to be a part-owner of a baseball team.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He might have shot at it, but he would have hit Pierzynski in the face.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Verily...for if I don't, I'll be forked.