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OT topic, but back when I was married, I was at another horrible thanksgiving dinner with my wife's family. During desert, my sis-in-law asked how much whipped cream I wanted on my pie, I told her to keep going until her arm got tired. At that point, the wretched old troll that was my wife's grandmother said, "well no wonder you're so fat!". I shoulda killed her when I had the chance.

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It looks like she's covering her head. From shame, no doubt. But could be 'cause of the baseball.

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well congrats and i hope you do not have to work today.

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also: no jacket. this is an insult to the office.

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god this guy.

it's good to be reminded how bad that administration was...

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Lol, yep. My mom had two miscarriages right before she calved me. She was sick as a dog the whole time she was pregnant so they thought I was just going to be a replay. But Lo! I popped out into the world on Easter Sunday to bring my special brand of torment to the world.

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Wonkette Jr: Nothing would make us happier than to see you give up evil psychology for a rewarding career in evil blogging.

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shoot bush? shoot him with their votes, you mean.

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The math is not strong in this one. He was "elected" zero times, occupied the Oval Office two times.

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and people ask me why I left the Church. I'm glad you both made it.

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ha ha, I'm not the mystery blogger, just the evil psychologist. Evil blogging does sound like more fun.

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And it's not as if baseball should be unfamiliar, threatening territory for him, either. He used to pretend to be a part-owner of a baseball team.

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It was a muslin baseball.

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He might have shot at it, but he would have hit Pierzynski in the face.

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Verily...for if I don't, I'll be forked.

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