Why was George W. Bush at Facebook today? A lot of people work there and have disposable income on which to purchase a memoir? Bush was wondering if his Farmville animals lived there and if he could visit them? Anyway, Bush "liked" his book on Facebook's stage and told those assembled stories about Vladmir Putin and his dog. He
"Hey uh, Zuckerbook? How do ya clear brush on that Farmface thingy? I don't get what all those crops and aminals are doing on there either. See whatcha can do bout that. Heh heh.
Fuck all...Lowbrow is the new black. Carter built homes, Clinton started a charitable foundation, even Nixon, Ford, and Poppy had the decency to gracefully lay low (ok, he once posed with a ginger tranny...but he's old. He's allowed). Shrub can't tear himself away from the limelight for one goddamn minute.
Yup, yup, yup. Don't get hung up on all this elite interleckt-ualism. Even though intellectual property laws are the only thing keeping you off the unemployment lines.
"Hey uh, Zuckerbook? How do ya clear brush on that Farmface thingy? I don't get what all those crops and aminals are doing on there either. See whatcha can do bout that. Heh heh.
<i>&ldquo;...running Facebook requires common-sense decisions.&quot;</i>
Being able to write sophisticated computer software helps, too. Idiot.
Oh behave!
Fuck all...Lowbrow is the new black. Carter built homes, Clinton started a charitable foundation, even Nixon, Ford, and Poppy had the decency to gracefully lay low (ok, he once posed with a ginger tranny...but he&#039;s old. He&#039;s allowed). Shrub can&#039;t tear himself away from the limelight for one goddamn minute.
He planned it all down to the first detail.
Yup, yup, yup. Don&#039;t get hung up on all this elite interleckt-ualism. Even though intellectual property laws are the only thing keeping you off the unemployment lines.
Yeah. I&#039;d tap that.
So it turns out that not only is it possible to attend Harvard without using your frontal lobes, it actually pays off handsomely.
You know who else hated thinkers? The Khmer Rouge, that&#039;s who.
It&#039;s called &quot;clicking each other&#039;s &#039;Like&#039; button.&quot;
Off camera Z. gave Bush tips on how to best harvest his Farmville crops.
(...the phone....)